Jake Drummond
@itsjakedrummond.bsky.social
Comic. Writer. TTRPG'er. Dingus.
LA
(he/him)
LA
(he/him)
Trump: "‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Trump: "‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
This is what I mean when I say I "got that dog in me" #dimension20
June 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is what I mean when I say I "got that dog in me" #dimension20
The average American's idea of what law enforcement should be would make perfect sense if everyone who committed a crime was this:
June 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The average American's idea of what law enforcement should be would make perfect sense if everyone who committed a crime was this:
Me after connecting dots in music theory that I should've connected decades ago but didn't because I was a bad student, and then explaining what I figured out to my non-musician roommate:
May 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Me after connecting dots in music theory that I should've connected decades ago but didn't because I was a bad student, and then explaining what I figured out to my non-musician roommate:
Hey, if your headline for an article on the country's infrastructure issues is trying to low-key tell me what to not blame in parenthesis, I may or may not have scruples in regards to your integrity...
May 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hey, if your headline for an article on the country's infrastructure issues is trying to low-key tell me what to not blame in parenthesis, I may or may not have scruples in regards to your integrity...
Me: Oh sick, the Oblivion remake dropped!
My CPU: We have Oblivion at home.
Oblivion at home:
My CPU: We have Oblivion at home.
Oblivion at home:
April 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me: Oh sick, the Oblivion remake dropped!
My CPU: We have Oblivion at home.
Oblivion at home:
My CPU: We have Oblivion at home.
Oblivion at home:
The dire wolves are back just in time to watch every other species slowly die off from increasingly uninhabitable ecosystems and deforestation. Totally sick, dudes!
April 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The dire wolves are back just in time to watch every other species slowly die off from increasingly uninhabitable ecosystems and deforestation. Totally sick, dudes!
Zelda and I have reached the "my favorite place to lounge is on top of whatever you're trying to use at your desk at that particular moment" level of familiarity #catsitting
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Zelda and I have reached the "my favorite place to lounge is on top of whatever you're trying to use at your desk at that particular moment" level of familiarity #catsitting
You did it! You did the thing!
January 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You did it! You did the thing!
My friends and I really got into it with this one.
December 12, 2024 at 3:00 PM
My friends and I really got into it with this one.
27. *sweats and stares at phone*
28. Airheads
29. Yes
30. No thanks
31. Purple
32. "Hello, I'm Peter Francis Geraci and I'd like to talk to you about chapter 13 bankruptcy info tapes"
33. Green?
34. Blues Brothers
35. Bofa Dem
36. Pagliacci that shit ass clown
28. Airheads
29. Yes
30. No thanks
31. Purple
32. "Hello, I'm Peter Francis Geraci and I'd like to talk to you about chapter 13 bankruptcy info tapes"
33. Green?
34. Blues Brothers
35. Bofa Dem
36. Pagliacci that shit ass clown
November 29, 2024 at 2:54 AM
27. *sweats and stares at phone*
28. Airheads
29. Yes
30. No thanks
31. Purple
32. "Hello, I'm Peter Francis Geraci and I'd like to talk to you about chapter 13 bankruptcy info tapes"
33. Green?
34. Blues Brothers
35. Bofa Dem
36. Pagliacci that shit ass clown
28. Airheads
29. Yes
30. No thanks
31. Purple
32. "Hello, I'm Peter Francis Geraci and I'd like to talk to you about chapter 13 bankruptcy info tapes"
33. Green?
34. Blues Brothers
35. Bofa Dem
36. Pagliacci that shit ass clown
18. Goat? I think.
19. Probably a park at some point
20. I can poorly order coffee in German
21. *sweats and stares at phone*
22. The Little Richard record being played by a neighbor
23. *sweats and stares at phone*
24. Sega Genesis
25. Probably BG3
26. Don't Stop or We'll Die
19. Probably a park at some point
20. I can poorly order coffee in German
21. *sweats and stares at phone*
22. The Little Richard record being played by a neighbor
23. *sweats and stares at phone*
24. Sega Genesis
25. Probably BG3
26. Don't Stop or We'll Die
November 29, 2024 at 2:02 AM
18. Goat? I think.
19. Probably a park at some point
20. I can poorly order coffee in German
21. *sweats and stares at phone*
22. The Little Richard record being played by a neighbor
23. *sweats and stares at phone*
24. Sega Genesis
25. Probably BG3
26. Don't Stop or We'll Die
19. Probably a park at some point
20. I can poorly order coffee in German
21. *sweats and stares at phone*
22. The Little Richard record being played by a neighbor
23. *sweats and stares at phone*
24. Sega Genesis
25. Probably BG3
26. Don't Stop or We'll Die
8. Where do I start?
9. *sweats and stares at phone*
10. Probably something in early October
11. Music, D&D, vidja games
12. Several to varying degrees of competence
13. I ate an apple today
14. Edible
15. I do love a grapefruit sparkling water
16. Fall
17. I like them all equally casually
9. *sweats and stares at phone*
10. Probably something in early October
11. Music, D&D, vidja games
12. Several to varying degrees of competence
13. I ate an apple today
14. Edible
15. I do love a grapefruit sparkling water
16. Fall
17. I like them all equally casually
November 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
8. Where do I start?
9. *sweats and stares at phone*
10. Probably something in early October
11. Music, D&D, vidja games
12. Several to varying degrees of competence
13. I ate an apple today
14. Edible
15. I do love a grapefruit sparkling water
16. Fall
17. I like them all equally casually
9. *sweats and stares at phone*
10. Probably something in early October
11. Music, D&D, vidja games
12. Several to varying degrees of competence
13. I ate an apple today
14. Edible
15. I do love a grapefruit sparkling water
16. Fall
17. I like them all equally casually
Stealing this from @immatelfring.substack.com
1.I feel obligated to cling to some form of releva...uh, I mean, to keep in touch with friends!
2.Just Instagram (I really only post stories)
3.Nah
4.Same dumb bits I was posting on Twitter
5.White mutt
6.he/him
7.At the moment? Groggy.
1.I feel obligated to cling to some form of releva...uh, I mean, to keep in touch with friends!
2.Just Instagram (I really only post stories)
3.Nah
4.Same dumb bits I was posting on Twitter
5.White mutt
6.he/him
7.At the moment? Groggy.
November 28, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Stealing this from @immatelfring.substack.com
1.I feel obligated to cling to some form of releva...uh, I mean, to keep in touch with friends!
2.Just Instagram (I really only post stories)
3.Nah
4.Same dumb bits I was posting on Twitter
5.White mutt
6.he/him
7.At the moment? Groggy.
1.I feel obligated to cling to some form of releva...uh, I mean, to keep in touch with friends!
2.Just Instagram (I really only post stories)
3.Nah
4.Same dumb bits I was posting on Twitter
5.White mutt
6.he/him
7.At the moment? Groggy.
My poorly-circulated ass from now until May:
November 19, 2024 at 2:49 AM
My poorly-circulated ass from now until May: