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Jago
@itsjago.bsky.social
Singer, eater, game player, Info Services worker, Canadian.
Bass with Apocalypse Kow. Treaty 6 resident.
He/him
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I see to have a bunch of new followers on here. Welcome!

Here’s what you may see on here:
* mundane gripes on my life
* retweets of comic art by artists I admire
* vacation pics
* silly jokes
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December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Cynics like to say Canada lacks a distinct national identity, but then how would they explain this?

defector.com/how-a-campy-...
How A Campy 1970s Game Show Became Part Of Canada's National Lexicon | Defector
On tiny Hornby Island northwest of Vancouver, after the Women’s World Cup in the summer of 2015, our bed-and-breakfast host was telling us about the town. The pizza place in the park is terrific, he s...
defector.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.

Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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So refreshing to see a politician be an unapologetic champion for LGBTQ+ rights, stopping the genocide in Gaza, even kicking cars out the lanes that buses drive on, and winning!

Maybe being cowardly and quiet is a losing strategy!
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I dreamed that I was crowing about getting a Nintendo Switch 2, only to realize it was a DS and a 3DS glued together.
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel
Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel
BERLIN—Just weeks after announcing his split with fiancée Katy Perry, English actor Orlando Bloom was photographed Friday dining with former German Chancellor Angela Merkel. “Angela kept Orlando laugh...
theonion.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sitting around with @doctorteeth.bsky.social and @worstninjaever.bsky.social and just spitballing the dumbest parody lyrics that make us laugh?

It must be prep time for an Apocalypse Kow show!
October 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Hey #Alberta #abpoli #ableg

Here's an important petition to sign before the Legislature opens on Monday.

Help defend trans children from the UCP Alberta government.

transactionalberta.ca
URGENT: Stop Alberta's Premier From Overriding Charter Rights of Trans Youth
Healthcare is a right, protected by evidence, compassion, and core Canadian values.
transactionalberta.ca
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Sure I was out there protesting fascism in my banana suit, but I think the greatest service I performed was afterwards when we walked past a very tired man with two small children being fussy and he said "Look! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!" and I did the dance.
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One of my office mates is training a service dog. For the past year, there’s been a dog that visits the office that I can’t pet when she’s on duty.

Today, the coworker showed me that MONARCH HAS AN OFFICE SECURITY SWIPE CARD, AND IT HAS HER PICTURE ON IT!
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Perhaps my greatest work?
October 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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finally: the ALCS where the city of Vancouver fights each other
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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When your custom character appears in a cut scene
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
September 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM