Donkey Kong Cuntry
@itsfineimoverit.bsky.social
31, gay, he/him, partnered but still a hoe, dog dad of 2, cook, Atlantic Canada, wielder of the forces of darkness. 18+, minors DNI
Some of yall are too stupid to eat in restaurants. Full stop.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Some of yall are too stupid to eat in restaurants. Full stop.
Entering my mind palace to figure out what I needed from the fridge
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Entering my mind palace to figure out what I needed from the fridge
I miss old school tumblr porn. Now it’s all just reposted shitty twitter porn
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I miss old school tumblr porn. Now it’s all just reposted shitty twitter porn
My sincerest apologies to everyone who has to hear me hack up a lung every time I go out for a joint
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My sincerest apologies to everyone who has to hear me hack up a lung every time I go out for a joint
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
I am… very high rn
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I am… very high rn
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if I accidentally have followed someone who is a proud zionist, pls let me know. I will unfollow them immediately.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
if I accidentally have followed someone who is a proud zionist, pls let me know. I will unfollow them immediately.
This is a call for help!
How do I tell my gluten free flour that people who can’t have gluten deserve nice things too
How do I tell my gluten free flour that people who can’t have gluten deserve nice things too
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is a call for help!
How do I tell my gluten free flour that people who can’t have gluten deserve nice things too
How do I tell my gluten free flour that people who can’t have gluten deserve nice things too
Trying to decide if I want to share one of the nudes I took earlier this week
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Trying to decide if I want to share one of the nudes I took earlier this week
Being a lil hoe on the internet with a new haircut and being thankful that my stache hides this nasty scab on my face
October 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Being a lil hoe on the internet with a new haircut and being thankful that my stache hides this nasty scab on my face
Where is my drag number to a Scylla and The Sirens song?!
September 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Where is my drag number to a Scylla and The Sirens song?!
Doing this thing where I start to be a little sluttier ok the internet to restore my mental health and the slut energy I had in my early 20s
September 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Doing this thing where I start to be a little sluttier ok the internet to restore my mental health and the slut energy I had in my early 20s
Me: “I need to get sluttier on the internet”
Also me: *doesn’t post for three months*
Also me: *doesn’t post for three months*
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Me: “I need to get sluttier on the internet”
Also me: *doesn’t post for three months*
Also me: *doesn’t post for three months*
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I feel like given the current state of things, this is more important than ever.
🏳️⚧️✊🏻 #protecttranslives #translivesmatter
🏳️⚧️✊🏻 #protecttranslives #translivesmatter
September 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I feel like given the current state of things, this is more important than ever.
🏳️⚧️✊🏻 #protecttranslives #translivesmatter
🏳️⚧️✊🏻 #protecttranslives #translivesmatter
He is beaten. Now I’m just trying to evolve as many different rookies as I can
Restarted the Digimon Story Time Stranger demo for the sole purpose of defeating Chaosdramon
September 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
He is beaten. Now I’m just trying to evolve as many different rookies as I can
Restarted the Digimon Story Time Stranger demo for the sole purpose of defeating Chaosdramon
September 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Restarted the Digimon Story Time Stranger demo for the sole purpose of defeating Chaosdramon
I am so tired of looking at this dude
September 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I am so tired of looking at this dude
I’m coming down with a cold. I can only assume nudes will help
September 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m coming down with a cold. I can only assume nudes will help
So here’s the thing, I’m not against posting pole, but I feel like I’m selective about who sees it. Should I make an alt?
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So here’s the thing, I’m not against posting pole, but I feel like I’m selective about who sees it. Should I make an alt?
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Sailor Scout
September 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Sailor Scout
Wait… I think I might actually be… horny?
September 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Wait… I think I might actually be… horny?
It’s ya boi, Mr. High-As-Fuck hollerin’ at yall from the bath tub
September 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s ya boi, Mr. High-As-Fuck hollerin’ at yall from the bath tub
Really into songs that are basically saying “I’m doing great regardless but the thought of you doing poorly makes it even better” (this is about my old job)
September 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Really into songs that are basically saying “I’m doing great regardless but the thought of you doing poorly makes it even better” (this is about my old job)
ADHD meds are fucking wild, so far I marinated chicken, played with my dogs multiple times in the yard, installed a bidet, and walked like 6-8 km and it’s not even 2:30
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ADHD meds are fucking wild, so far I marinated chicken, played with my dogs multiple times in the yard, installed a bidet, and walked like 6-8 km and it’s not even 2:30