This is insanely generous, thank you so much!

Gentle keems atop agata's lovely head

But also FR mute me for like the next hour.

I'm sorry Agata I'm really sorry! The fits are fire though.

Also who the hell is surprised at lusting for The Creature. For example, there was a production directed by Danny Boyle where Benedict Cumberbatch and Johnny Lee Miller alternated the role of the Creature. I was there, Gandalf, and I assure you the girlies were hornt for him.

What even is 'the right amount of horny' for a fictional character anyway?

[guy who’s only seen Zardoz watching a second Sean Connery movie]: “uh, gotta be honest, not really getting any Zardoz vibes from this at all”

I have a pair of black leather gloves all the way up to my elbow and am just W A I T I N G for the weather to get cold enough

g l o v e s

Agata your fits are always f l a w l e s s

your cat does seem like a delight, to be fair.

👀👀👀

Ouf i'm so sorry. Thinking of you, bud.

Does it make up for the absolute firestorm of Bad Stateside News that has led to little warm turdsplatters of Related Bad UK News? No. But just for now, let me warm my hands

From your lips to God's ears