Never forget about the time Kris Jenner tried to convince us she was treating her millionaire and billionaire friends to Shutterfly gifts for the holidays

No lie, this is my *former* gynecologist’s wall art

In the midst of running a bajillion errands my kid abruptly requested a haircut just now and I DROPPED EVERYTHING. Tween parents, you KNOW you gotta strike while the iron’s hot

How to scare tf out of your excursion photog in ☝🏻 easy step:

While I’m not here to post food pics, I’d feel awful not showing off the reason I’ll be wearing spandex exclusively for the next few weeks. Virgin Voyages chefs don’t play 🤤

SHE 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 EARLESS 👏🏻

When you’re having an antisocial moment but your song is on 💃

Mom and dad are enjoying feeling human again. We waited WAY TOO LONG before doing this. BIG MISTAKE

Brochure in the back pocket and all 💀

Your girl DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO ACT around unlimited room service

Vacation me is a different kinda animal

Ok, hay 👋🏻 i downloaded the damn thing, where are my people?