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Ralph Wiggum for President, 2028
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November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ralph Wiggum for President, 2028
Do you think the black bears at Black Bear Diner know they’re being exploited?
#hungerpangs #blackbears #trending
#hungerpangs #blackbears #trending
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Do you think the black bears at Black Bear Diner know they’re being exploited?
#hungerpangs #blackbears #trending
#hungerpangs #blackbears #trending
I heard that all it takes to sell your soul to the devil, is to show up at the crossroads at midnight. Like. I’m super into it, but that’s kinda late for me.
Can we do 8:30?
#crossroads #devil #millennialproblems #trending #showerthoughts
Can we do 8:30?
#crossroads #devil #millennialproblems #trending #showerthoughts
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I heard that all it takes to sell your soul to the devil, is to show up at the crossroads at midnight. Like. I’m super into it, but that’s kinda late for me.
Can we do 8:30?
#crossroads #devil #millennialproblems #trending #showerthoughts
Can we do 8:30?
#crossroads #devil #millennialproblems #trending #showerthoughts
I think my love for BDSM stems from my time as an altar server in the Catholic Church.
I used to be on my knees in front of Father Tim.
Now I’m on my knees in front of Daddy.
#bdsm #catholicchurch #daddy #kink
I used to be on my knees in front of Father Tim.
Now I’m on my knees in front of Daddy.
#bdsm #catholicchurch #daddy #kink
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I think my love for BDSM stems from my time as an altar server in the Catholic Church.
I used to be on my knees in front of Father Tim.
Now I’m on my knees in front of Daddy.
#bdsm #catholicchurch #daddy #kink
I used to be on my knees in front of Father Tim.
Now I’m on my knees in front of Daddy.
#bdsm #catholicchurch #daddy #kink
The lady on the tv just said inward knowing and I thought she said N word knowing.
You can take the white girl out of the hood…
You can take the white girl out of the hood…
October 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The lady on the tv just said inward knowing and I thought she said N word knowing.
You can take the white girl out of the hood…
You can take the white girl out of the hood…
September 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I just saw the Eye of Sauron in my weed pipe. I think I’m done smoking for now.
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I just saw the Eye of Sauron in my weed pipe. I think I’m done smoking for now.
Some of you haven’t used your car’s cupholder as a speaker for your phone, and it shows.
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Some of you haven’t used your car’s cupholder as a speaker for your phone, and it shows.
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I used to run a trap house, but I gave up drugs for kindness. Trapping drugs to trapping hugs.
#hugdealer
#hugdealer
September 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I used to run a trap house, but I gave up drugs for kindness. Trapping drugs to trapping hugs.
#hugdealer
#hugdealer
Ooh baby I like it raw
Yeah baby I like it raw
Sashimi shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay
Give me the knife so I can cut this filet
Yeah baby I like it raw
Sashimi shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay
Give me the knife so I can cut this filet
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September 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ooh baby I like it raw
Yeah baby I like it raw
Sashimi shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay
Give me the knife so I can cut this filet
Yeah baby I like it raw
Sashimi shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay
Give me the knife so I can cut this filet
I have aphantasia, which means lack the ability to voluntarily produce mental images. I’m third eye blind.
September 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I have aphantasia, which means lack the ability to voluntarily produce mental images. I’m third eye blind.
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Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch.
Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
September 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch.
Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
As a former heroin addict, I like to point out all the places I’ve done heroin to the people I’m riding with. Of course I remember all the places I shot up. You have no idea how much work went into acquiring those drugs.
August 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
As a former heroin addict, I like to point out all the places I’ve done heroin to the people I’m riding with. Of course I remember all the places I shot up. You have no idea how much work went into acquiring those drugs.
My boyfriend thinks when I’m giving him hickies, that I’m marking my territory. Please. If I was going to mark my territory I’d just piss on him.
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My boyfriend thinks when I’m giving him hickies, that I’m marking my territory. Please. If I was going to mark my territory I’d just piss on him.
In college I started a sorority for fat girls.
It was called I Eta Pi.
It was called I Eta Pi.
August 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
In college I started a sorority for fat girls.
It was called I Eta Pi.
It was called I Eta Pi.