Not Jordyn
@itdordyn.bsky.social
Pork chops, sprinkles, Mountain Dew ✨ productions the passion, media integration is the occupation ✨ 📍CA🌊
Damn I coulda been venting about my boss on here the whole damn time, allegedly
June 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Damn I coulda been venting about my boss on here the whole damn time, allegedly
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You have been visited by the smiling Stock Dove.
It grants you great wisdom and fortune.
📷 Justin Sneddon
It grants you great wisdom and fortune.
📷 Justin Sneddon
June 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
You have been visited by the smiling Stock Dove.
It grants you great wisdom and fortune.
📷 Justin Sneddon
It grants you great wisdom and fortune.
📷 Justin Sneddon
Not me neglecting Bluesky - oops👀
June 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Not me neglecting Bluesky - oops👀
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So how long until Trump takes credit for an American being selected as Pope?
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So how long until Trump takes credit for an American being selected as Pope?
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Breaking news: Cardinal Robert Prevost was elected pope on the second day of the Vatican conclave.
The first American pope, he will be known as Leo XIV. wapo.st/452zHRU
The first American pope, he will be known as Leo XIV. wapo.st/452zHRU
May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Breaking news: Cardinal Robert Prevost was elected pope on the second day of the Vatican conclave.
The first American pope, he will be known as Leo XIV. wapo.st/452zHRU
The first American pope, he will be known as Leo XIV. wapo.st/452zHRU
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My friend Cary Darling at Houston Chronicle asked if Ryan Coogler's film Sinners' evocative use of blues music might make the genre cool for young people, especially Black folks. I recalled how Spike Lee did exactly that for bebop in the 90s and he quoted me in this piece: loom.ly/NzYxUUE
Could the success of Ryan Coogler's 'Sinners' spur an interest in blues music?
The rootsy soundtrack to the hit vampire film set in a '30s-era Mississippi juke joint is a streaming smash in an era of hip-hop, Auto Tune and Tik-Tok.
loom.ly
May 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My friend Cary Darling at Houston Chronicle asked if Ryan Coogler's film Sinners' evocative use of blues music might make the genre cool for young people, especially Black folks. I recalled how Spike Lee did exactly that for bebop in the 90s and he quoted me in this piece: loom.ly/NzYxUUE
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Nothing screams "golden age" than making French champagne and wine more expensive.
March 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nothing screams "golden age" than making French champagne and wine more expensive.
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Coffee shops in Canada are renaming the Americano drink to ‘Canadiano.’
March 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Coffee shops in Canada are renaming the Americano drink to ‘Canadiano.’
Me to CHP this morning
spongebob squarepants is crying and saying `` i 'm a good noodle '' .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is crying and saying `` i 'm a good noodle '' .
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Me to CHP this morning
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"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity"
Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌
Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌
February 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity"
Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌
Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌
Omg it really feels like I tea gonna be a “eat my lunch hours before lunch time “ kinda morning 😂
January 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Omg it really feels like I tea gonna be a “eat my lunch hours before lunch time “ kinda morning 😂
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A French woman divorced her millionaire husband then was scammed out of $850k by a fake Brad Pitt.
The scammer used AI photos and claimed he was undergoing cancer treatment and couldn’t access his money due to his divorce. She realized the truth upon seeing Pitt with his girlfriend on the news.
The scammer used AI photos and claimed he was undergoing cancer treatment and couldn’t access his money due to his divorce. She realized the truth upon seeing Pitt with his girlfriend on the news.
January 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A French woman divorced her millionaire husband then was scammed out of $850k by a fake Brad Pitt.
The scammer used AI photos and claimed he was undergoing cancer treatment and couldn’t access his money due to his divorce. She realized the truth upon seeing Pitt with his girlfriend on the news.
The scammer used AI photos and claimed he was undergoing cancer treatment and couldn’t access his money due to his divorce. She realized the truth upon seeing Pitt with his girlfriend on the news.
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Now Chinese elementary age children are on Rednote asking for help with their English assignments.
Straight comedy!!!!!
Straight comedy!!!!!
January 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Now Chinese elementary age children are on Rednote asking for help with their English assignments.
Straight comedy!!!!!
Straight comedy!!!!!
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Red Note is genuinely a blast, the cross-cultural exchange going on is one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen in years
January 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Red Note is genuinely a blast, the cross-cultural exchange going on is one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen in years
Flipped is such a cute movie ❤️
January 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Flipped is such a cute movie ❤️
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"Biscuits & Gravy is a very strange dish. It's basically just really wet flour poured over really dry flour."
-- Julia Child
"Biscuits & Gravy is a very strange dish. It's basically just really wet flour poured over really dry flour."
-- Julia Child
January 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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"Biscuits & Gravy is a very strange dish. It's basically just really wet flour poured over really dry flour."
-- Julia Child
"Biscuits & Gravy is a very strange dish. It's basically just really wet flour poured over really dry flour."
-- Julia Child
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LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
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Absolutely heartbreaking overhead of the LA fires.
January 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Absolutely heartbreaking overhead of the LA fires.
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Here are some sayings we haven’t heard in a while:
-“Hold your horses!”
-“She really takes the egg.”
-“You’re the bee’s knees!”
-“Cash Money Records taking over for the 9-9 into 2000.”
-“Hold your horses!”
-“She really takes the egg.”
-“You’re the bee’s knees!”
-“Cash Money Records taking over for the 9-9 into 2000.”
January 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Here are some sayings we haven’t heard in a while:
-“Hold your horses!”
-“She really takes the egg.”
-“You’re the bee’s knees!”
-“Cash Money Records taking over for the 9-9 into 2000.”
-“Hold your horses!”
-“She really takes the egg.”
-“You’re the bee’s knees!”
-“Cash Money Records taking over for the 9-9 into 2000.”
Omfg Tom Holland is officially gonna be Tom Zendaya , I can’t wait to be the flower girl #MrZendaya
January 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Omfg Tom Holland is officially gonna be Tom Zendaya , I can’t wait to be the flower girl #MrZendaya
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*eats the whole bag of chips because i don’t want the other chips to feel bad about not being picked.
December 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM
*eats the whole bag of chips because i don’t want the other chips to feel bad about not being picked.
My direct deposit is fashionably late and this is simply unacceptable 😤 I has shopping to dooooo⏳
December 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
My direct deposit is fashionably late and this is simply unacceptable 😤 I has shopping to dooooo⏳
Having my absence noticed and my presence celebrated really is such a great feeling
December 18, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Having my absence noticed and my presence celebrated really is such a great feeling
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Sometimes I hate not having washboard abs but then I pat my stomach and think, "Remember that quattro formaggi pizza you had in Barcelona? Yeah that was nice."
December 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Sometimes I hate not having washboard abs but then I pat my stomach and think, "Remember that quattro formaggi pizza you had in Barcelona? Yeah that was nice."
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Know the guy on TikTok who gets hired to go cuss out peoples bosses? We need a similar guy who goes around and cusses out weird ass men who make unwanted advances. Public humiliation, same day delivery!
December 17, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Know the guy on TikTok who gets hired to go cuss out peoples bosses? We need a similar guy who goes around and cusses out weird ass men who make unwanted advances. Public humiliation, same day delivery!