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Favorite Legislation: Apology Act SBC 2006, c.19. @QueensU Mechanical Engineering Alumni. OK at math and grammar, horrible at soeling.
Trump has said he’ll decide on strikes within the next 2-weeks.
The US will be striking over the weekend.
The strikes likely won’t be effective (i.e. won’t penetrate deep enough). Jordan, KSA, Iraq, etc. will protest the use of their airspace - they’re impotent.
The US will enter a recession.
The US will be striking over the weekend.
The strikes likely won’t be effective (i.e. won’t penetrate deep enough). Jordan, KSA, Iraq, etc. will protest the use of their airspace - they’re impotent.
The US will enter a recession.
June 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trump has said he’ll decide on strikes within the next 2-weeks.
The US will be striking over the weekend.
The strikes likely won’t be effective (i.e. won’t penetrate deep enough). Jordan, KSA, Iraq, etc. will protest the use of their airspace - they’re impotent.
The US will enter a recession.
The US will be striking over the weekend.
The strikes likely won’t be effective (i.e. won’t penetrate deep enough). Jordan, KSA, Iraq, etc. will protest the use of their airspace - they’re impotent.
The US will enter a recession.
June 12, 2025 will go down as the opening salvos of WWIII. I’m going to hold my kids close tonight.
Vaya Con Dios 🌊
Vaya Con Dios 🌊
June 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
June 12, 2025 will go down as the opening salvos of WWIII. I’m going to hold my kids close tonight.
Vaya Con Dios 🌊
Vaya Con Dios 🌊
It’s so alarmingly clear that Stephen [Joseph Goebbels / Heinrich Himmler] Miller and TACO are keen on inciting insurrection / a revolution.
Must be touch having a micro-penis … whose partners are complicit by association.
#NeedleDick
Must be touch having a micro-penis … whose partners are complicit by association.
#NeedleDick
June 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It’s so alarmingly clear that Stephen [Joseph Goebbels / Heinrich Himmler] Miller and TACO are keen on inciting insurrection / a revolution.
Must be touch having a micro-penis … whose partners are complicit by association.
#NeedleDick
Must be touch having a micro-penis … whose partners are complicit by association.
#NeedleDick
What are the chances the States pull out of the UN within a year?
February 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What are the chances the States pull out of the UN within a year?
How much do you want to bet that the States has to start issuing $500 bills for the first time since 1945 with their asinine economic policies?!?
February 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How much do you want to bet that the States has to start issuing $500 bills for the first time since 1945 with their asinine economic policies?!?
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Melania's life isn't that exciting. She was a girl with dreams of modeling who ended up moonlighting in prostitution and got shopped to a john, married for his money, had his baby while he was cheating on her with a porn star, blah blah blah.
It's not worth a movie.
It's not worth a movie.
January 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Melania's life isn't that exciting. She was a girl with dreams of modeling who ended up moonlighting in prostitution and got shopped to a john, married for his money, had his baby while he was cheating on her with a porn star, blah blah blah.
It's not worth a movie.
It's not worth a movie.
I’ve read Palestine, Peace Not Apartheid a number of times; President Carter was a giant of a human. I’m glad he won’t have to watch America descend into Gilliad.
December 29, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I’ve read Palestine, Peace Not Apartheid a number of times; President Carter was a giant of a human. I’m glad he won’t have to watch America descend into Gilliad.
The senile “elected” leader of our southern neighbour thinks we’re the 51st state; we’re not perfect (e.g. 1st people’s representation / access to clean water), but we do have universal healthcare, actual gun control, [generally] equal representation, better teeth, and bigger condoms 🎤🫳
December 11, 2024 at 5:58 AM
The senile “elected” leader of our southern neighbour thinks we’re the 51st state; we’re not perfect (e.g. 1st people’s representation / access to clean water), but we do have universal healthcare, actual gun control, [generally] equal representation, better teeth, and bigger condoms 🎤🫳
As a Canadian, I feel like the guy who got fired for furiously masturbating when the tiny tremor hit NYC thinking it was the big one … the big one being the establishment of Republic of Gilead on January 20
November 23, 2024 at 7:31 AM
As a Canadian, I feel like the guy who got fired for furiously masturbating when the tiny tremor hit NYC thinking it was the big one … the big one being the establishment of Republic of Gilead on January 20