amazing, an entire lineup of people who would be the first to be tossed out of a lifeboat
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
amazing, an entire lineup of people who would be the first to be tossed out of a lifeboat
if it truly is an 80's movie, Chet will yell 'nerd!' and smash the table with a bat before anyone gets a chance to serve
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
if it truly is an 80's movie, Chet will yell 'nerd!' and smash the table with a bat before anyone gets a chance to serve
curious that he hasn't blamed anything on the Roundheads
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
curious that he hasn't blamed anything on the Roundheads
The Lee Greenwood Collection. Now available at Outdoor World.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Lee Greenwood Collection. Now available at Outdoor World.
who's gonna teach Robocop how to spot money laundering?
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
who's gonna teach Robocop how to spot money laundering?
I wonder that makes MTG the crazy redhead dude
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I wonder that makes MTG the crazy redhead dude
man, just hit him lightning at the beginning like they do with Jason
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
man, just hit him lightning at the beginning like they do with Jason
look, ding-dong, it's just false. 'demonstrably' is a redundant modifier
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
look, ding-dong, it's just false. 'demonstrably' is a redundant modifier
if 'fighting for princesses' is the measure, than Mario is the most alpha
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
if 'fighting for princesses' is the measure, than Mario is the most alpha
yeesh, just realized how many times ChatGPT has probably been asked about average penis size. easily a third of all these data centers are being built to handle dick anxiety
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
yeesh, just realized how many times ChatGPT has probably been asked about average penis size. easily a third of all these data centers are being built to handle dick anxiety
"Thank you for calling United Healthcare. Your call is important to us. All representatives are currently busy, please stay on the line for the next representative. Current wait time is thirty-four years."
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"Thank you for calling United Healthcare. Your call is important to us. All representatives are currently busy, please stay on the line for the next representative. Current wait time is thirty-four years."
oh, sure, they used to rant like this at the Mudd Club all the time
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
oh, sure, they used to rant like this at the Mudd Club all the time
"I could see it in their eyes, if I'd seen it once, I'd seen it a thousand times, the look that said, 'When will you secure a deal that promises nothing except a vote that Democrats will surely lose?'"
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"I could see it in their eyes, if I'd seen it once, I'd seen it a thousand times, the look that said, 'When will you secure a deal that promises nothing except a vote that Democrats will surely lose?'"
fuck's sake, when I grew up adults lost their minds over kids playing d&d and forming metal bands, both good, socializing activities. now, people are galling in love with computers and it's 'cool, cool'
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
fuck's sake, when I grew up adults lost their minds over kids playing d&d and forming metal bands, both good, socializing activities. now, people are galling in love with computers and it's 'cool, cool'
"gave him more power"? c'mon, he's not a Pokémon, he's just a thin-skinned bully, man up! (assuming Pokémon can get more powerful, somehow)
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"gave him more power"? c'mon, he's not a Pokémon, he's just a thin-skinned bully, man up! (assuming Pokémon can get more powerful, somehow)
I've heard from the Atlantic Ocean that it is willing to come to the table. Now we'll see if we can come to an agreement on the wetness of water.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've heard from the Atlantic Ocean that it is willing to come to the table. Now we'll see if we can come to an agreement on the wetness of water.
"I just got off the phone with Joe and Eileen Bailey and they're thrilled. I told them there's no overestimating how pyrrhic a victory this was. Joe said, 'I don't know what that means, but it sounds good to me!'"
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"I just got off the phone with Joe and Eileen Bailey and they're thrilled. I told them there's no overestimating how pyrrhic a victory this was. Joe said, 'I don't know what that means, but it sounds good to me!'"
somebody tell Doc Brown here that we already knew that
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
somebody tell Doc Brown here that we already knew that
The best way for Republicans to save money on campaign ads is to have have Democrats write and broadcast them for free.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The best way for Republicans to save money on campaign ads is to have have Democrats write and broadcast them for free.
(flops into her office chair) "Well, everyone is sure interested in talking to me now. Everything's coming up Jean!"
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
(flops into her office chair) "Well, everyone is sure interested in talking to me now. Everything's coming up Jean!"