Nun Ya
@ishfery.bsky.social
I really shouldn't have a pink glue stick and cherry ChapStick in the center console of my car at the same time.
At least they're different flavors?
At least they're different flavors?
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I really shouldn't have a pink glue stick and cherry ChapStick in the center console of my car at the same time.
At least they're different flavors?
At least they're different flavors?
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We should do my special sushi platters when you visit next. Bring VB :)
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We should do my special sushi platters when you visit next. Bring VB :)
Police are part of the government
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Police are part of the government
Got a dolce de leche in a honey butter puff, chocolate in the Oreo puff, and a raspberry eclair puff
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Got a dolce de leche in a honey butter puff, chocolate in the Oreo puff, and a raspberry eclair puff
Jokes on you, those 13 suitcases are all full of falcons too.
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Jokes on you, those 13 suitcases are all full of falcons too.
Also, this is actually absolutely real. I checked myself.
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Also, this is actually absolutely real. I checked myself.
Decided to celebrate prematurely.
Pulled out two bottles of (14% alcohol) eggnog for game night at the swinger's club.
One bottle got drunk before I got there though.
Pulled out two bottles of (14% alcohol) eggnog for game night at the swinger's club.
One bottle got drunk before I got there though.
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Decided to celebrate prematurely.
Pulled out two bottles of (14% alcohol) eggnog for game night at the swinger's club.
One bottle got drunk before I got there though.
Pulled out two bottles of (14% alcohol) eggnog for game night at the swinger's club.
One bottle got drunk before I got there though.
I love doing big tasting spreads with friends.
This was for 4 people and you can't even see everything. And yes that's an entire iberico ham.
This was for 4 people and you can't even see everything. And yes that's an entire iberico ham.
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I love doing big tasting spreads with friends.
This was for 4 people and you can't even see everything. And yes that's an entire iberico ham.
This was for 4 people and you can't even see everything. And yes that's an entire iberico ham.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
There was too much crust on my bread
October 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There was too much crust on my bread
I guarantee the response is that they shouldn't have brought a baby into a "dangerous situation"
October 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I guarantee the response is that they shouldn't have brought a baby into a "dangerous situation"
It's dangerous, take this.
October 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's dangerous, take this.
I apologize to the Taco Bell worker facing this challenge but in my defense I really really wanted a soup bowl of red sauce for chips
October 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I apologize to the Taco Bell worker facing this challenge but in my defense I really really wanted a soup bowl of red sauce for chips
This would be the second time I went viral for a baseball tweet.
A bunch of news organizations wrote opinion pieces and most did not seem to realize what a joke is
A bunch of news organizations wrote opinion pieces and most did not seem to realize what a joke is
October 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This would be the second time I went viral for a baseball tweet.
A bunch of news organizations wrote opinion pieces and most did not seem to realize what a joke is
A bunch of news organizations wrote opinion pieces and most did not seem to realize what a joke is
Tried out my new laser last night.
This was not even with it adjusted correctly. I can't wait to get really fucked up and lay on the couch and stare at it.
This was not even with it adjusted correctly. I can't wait to get really fucked up and lay on the couch and stare at it.
October 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Tried out my new laser last night.
This was not even with it adjusted correctly. I can't wait to get really fucked up and lay on the couch and stare at it.
This was not even with it adjusted correctly. I can't wait to get really fucked up and lay on the couch and stare at it.
I'm pretty proud of this
October 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm pretty proud of this
I met a celebrity yesterday!
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I met a celebrity yesterday!
I'm out of dishes so making do
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm out of dishes so making do
I have a great recipe for German potato salad with ranch powder that can be served warm or cold that I use for every potluck that can be made vegan that I can share.
(If you can't tell I legit love picnics and graze tables)
This is one that I saw last weekend that you may be able to zoom in on
(If you can't tell I legit love picnics and graze tables)
This is one that I saw last weekend that you may be able to zoom in on
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I have a great recipe for German potato salad with ranch powder that can be served warm or cold that I use for every potluck that can be made vegan that I can share.
(If you can't tell I legit love picnics and graze tables)
This is one that I saw last weekend that you may be able to zoom in on
(If you can't tell I legit love picnics and graze tables)
This is one that I saw last weekend that you may be able to zoom in on
I got so excited to get my first print issue of the Onion but it was just the really awesome tote bag
September 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I got so excited to get my first print issue of the Onion but it was just the really awesome tote bag