Ugh being an empath is so exhausting… all these deep feelings! Why can’t I just be a cool, cool cucumber???

My Spotify Wrapped is so sad and gay this year, and it’s solely because of I Saw The TV Glow.

FIVEEEEEE MONTHS FREE RENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Still sitting with Keke Palmer’s recent interview on The View where she talks about writing as a form of self-preservation: “I’ve always been a writer, even just, like, journaling… I want to remember me, at every single stage.”

That’ll do, donkey… that’ll do.

My entire timeline basically telling me to put my phone down and read, IKTR.

Plumber’s crack in 2024 is crazy.

Somebody told me I have podcast voice, can’t tell if this is a compliment or insult or both.

Jussie Smollett case overturned, who throwing something on the grill?

Can’t stand a grumpy librarian, like bitch you’re mad because I WANT to read???