David #1337-54
@irreverentdave.bsky.social
@IrreverentDave2 on ... ... Twitter. he/him. 45. part time single Dad. Exvangelicalish. Cult of the @novapear.bsky.social
WHO EXHUMES A DEAD BODY AND PUTS HIM ON SOMEONE'S DESK?!
February 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
WHO EXHUMES A DEAD BODY AND PUTS HIM ON SOMEONE'S DESK?!
Presented without context
January 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Presented without context
There must be some serious money in fake engagement text messages. I'll believe when I see them open this $6,000 bottle of whiskey.
January 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There must be some serious money in fake engagement text messages. I'll believe when I see them open this $6,000 bottle of whiskey.
Rangooning has never been so expensive
December 22, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Rangooning has never been so expensive
Next year I *SWEAR* I'm doing the all bubble lights tree or at the very least, getting any of these out, at all.
December 22, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Next year I *SWEAR* I'm doing the all bubble lights tree or at the very least, getting any of these out, at all.
HOW DO I GET THEM OUT??
December 11, 2024 at 3:02 AM
HOW DO I GET THEM OUT??
Cleaning my pantry.
December 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Cleaning my pantry.
Bam! Didn't even lube it.
December 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Bam! Didn't even lube it.
Pubic lice aren't having a real great time.
November 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Pubic lice aren't having a real great time.
It is also very brief. 😀
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
It is also very brief. 😀
I would love it if I found out about somebody trying this at an office or any white elephant exchange
November 22, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I would love it if I found out about somebody trying this at an office or any white elephant exchange
It was early Saturday mornings in like an edgier "you can't do that on television"
November 22, 2024 at 8:40 AM
It was early Saturday mornings in like an edgier "you can't do that on television"
Lifetime network is notorious about true crime or how this guy was a bad dude...
November 21, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Lifetime network is notorious about true crime or how this guy was a bad dude...
They asked if I wanted a medium or mild. The balls on them to think I couldn't handle it at hot.
(( Medium was plenty ))
(( Medium was plenty ))
November 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
They asked if I wanted a medium or mild. The balls on them to think I couldn't handle it at hot.
(( Medium was plenty ))
(( Medium was plenty ))
9 minutes and 53 seconds I better read this quick.
November 13, 2024 at 6:14 AM
9 minutes and 53 seconds I better read this quick.
Boy is my face actblue.
I know how to win 2028 though. Throw a billion dollars at Mr. Beast instead.
I know how to win 2028 though. Throw a billion dollars at Mr. Beast instead.
November 13, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Boy is my face actblue.
I know how to win 2028 though. Throw a billion dollars at Mr. Beast instead.
I know how to win 2028 though. Throw a billion dollars at Mr. Beast instead.
Kind of nice they stopped doing it? Link in alt.
November 11, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Kind of nice they stopped doing it? Link in alt.
I like to do four player phone games when we go out for dinner. We're on our phone but together.
Stickman party is pretty good
Stickman party is pretty good
November 9, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I like to do four player phone games when we go out for dinner. We're on our phone but together.
Stickman party is pretty good
Stickman party is pretty good
I will never hear this song any other way. @allietheeditor.bsky.social
September 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I will never hear this song any other way. @allietheeditor.bsky.social
Honey, I can explain....
December 16, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Honey, I can explain....
Who is the good doggy that deserves to treat after a nail trimming?
December 2, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Who is the good doggy that deserves to treat after a nail trimming?
I'm waiting until the season finale to know if I'm going to like this season.
September 13, 2023 at 11:37 PM
I'm waiting until the season finale to know if I'm going to like this season.