David #1337-54
irreverentdave.bsky.social
David #1337-54
@irreverentdave.bsky.social
@IrreverentDave2 on ... ... Twitter. he/him. 45. part time single Dad. Exvangelicalish. Cult of the @novapear.bsky.social
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Politician apologizes for ritualistically devouring a baby
June 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I was also inspired to make bad choices by video games*

*Ate a whole ham I found on the street to regain health after being punched in the face.
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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MOMMA!

-Yes Nutsy?

WHERE LATTE???

-…buddy it’s like 84 degrees. Isn’t this mai tai weather?

*sighs* Says before. Iz Spicy Pumpkins SEASONALS. Lattes, Momma. Lattes!

-84 degrees Nutters!

ORDER TO THINGS! Now, where latte??
September 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Really roundabout way to say he’s definitely on the Epstein list.
July 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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my wife left a bowl of fruit on the kitchen counter for too long and now we have carpenter aunts
June 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Proof-of-life post. Here I be.
June 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Can’t you see this succotash is suffering
May 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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stopped to pee at a McDonner’s
June 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Man I hate finding out when I didn’t even get to fuck around
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
WHO EXHUMES A DEAD BODY AND PUTS HIM ON SOMEONE'S DESK?!
February 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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fixed it
January 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Welcome to America
May 23, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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Perfect wedding song:

"Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys
January 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Presented without context
January 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I miss when news wasn't breaking
January 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Jimmy cracked corn and you don't care? Because it kinda seems like you do.
January 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough
January 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I hate it when they do that.
A group of teens disarmed me by smiling and told me to have a good day. I couldn't be more pissed off.
January 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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CARTOONS OF THE DAY 🫤

(Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )
January 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM