NJO Author
@ironedsleeper.bsky.social
Author of Star Wars The Dark Nest trilogy
Decider of if you will see the kingdom of heaven or not
Decider of if you will see the kingdom of heaven or not
Six weeks into my internship on the death star and I find out TODAY thats its not “Dark” Vader its “Darth”
Fml
Fml
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Six weeks into my internship on the death star and I find out TODAY thats its not “Dark” Vader its “Darth”
Fml
Fml
I really hate the type of person who tries to blame everything wrong in the US on trump because the mindset of “its just one bad actor the system itself is fine and has worked for years” is not only totally bullshit it also just tells everyone you cant wait to ignore politics again. Its privilege
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I really hate the type of person who tries to blame everything wrong in the US on trump because the mindset of “its just one bad actor the system itself is fine and has worked for years” is not only totally bullshit it also just tells everyone you cant wait to ignore politics again. Its privilege
Gonna do my own take on The Last Starfighter and unlike Future Man people will have heard of my thing
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Gonna do my own take on The Last Starfighter and unlike Future Man people will have heard of my thing
“I need different platforms that exploit artists, stop trying to recommend the platform that doesn’t exploit the artists”
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“I need different platforms that exploit artists, stop trying to recommend the platform that doesn’t exploit the artists”
If I lived in a star wars Id be fine working at the Space Wallgreens or Space CVS, surprisingly in the Star Wars universe Rite Aid is still just Rite Aid and im not allowed back in the Rite Aid
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If I lived in a star wars Id be fine working at the Space Wallgreens or Space CVS, surprisingly in the Star Wars universe Rite Aid is still just Rite Aid and im not allowed back in the Rite Aid
Darth Vader’s pissed because someone (me) reprogrammed his respirator to sound like Ric Flair so now its WOOOOOO 24/7
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Darth Vader’s pissed because someone (me) reprogrammed his respirator to sound like Ric Flair so now its WOOOOOO 24/7
Please donate to the Shaak Ti multi-memorial fund, this bitch died like 9 times
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Please donate to the Shaak Ti multi-memorial fund, this bitch died like 9 times
Master Mundi hates my white ass because Im double digit cucking him
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Master Mundi hates my white ass because Im double digit cucking him
The jedi council also hates me because I pointed out they didnt need to put children in combat roles during the clone wars
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The jedi council also hates me because I pointed out they didnt need to put children in combat roles during the clone wars
The jedi council hates me because I created the hit reality holonet series The Mundi Wives
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The jedi council hates me because I created the hit reality holonet series The Mundi Wives
Im better dollars to donuts theres a youtube channel out there called like star wars explained or the star wars explainer and by now he’s just fully pivoted to alt right content and only brings up star wars to shit on whatever Disney is doing
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Im better dollars to donuts theres a youtube channel out there called like star wars explained or the star wars explainer and by now he’s just fully pivoted to alt right content and only brings up star wars to shit on whatever Disney is doing
I dont trust anyone who walked away from Sinner being only horny for the white vampire
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I dont trust anyone who walked away from Sinner being only horny for the white vampire
Spiderverse 2 will always be kinda shit to me because it released with different cuts and now my coworker who either doesn’t pay attention or just has a bad memory is convinced that if he can’t remember a scene it’s because they released different versions in theaters
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Spiderverse 2 will always be kinda shit to me because it released with different cuts and now my coworker who either doesn’t pay attention or just has a bad memory is convinced that if he can’t remember a scene it’s because they released different versions in theaters
I love that disney unloaded a full magazine into its foot with how quickly they started putting shit up on streaming because now if you have a Disney plus subscription literally why are you gonna bother paying extra to something mid in theaters when itll be in your house in a couple months
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I love that disney unloaded a full magazine into its foot with how quickly they started putting shit up on streaming because now if you have a Disney plus subscription literally why are you gonna bother paying extra to something mid in theaters when itll be in your house in a couple months
Variety reports Ryan Gosling is playing Dash Rendar in #StarWarsStarfighter
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Variety reports Ryan Gosling is playing Dash Rendar in #StarWarsStarfighter
Im never really interested in what the Star Wars fandom is doing but posting rankings seems like easy engagement bait
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Im never really interested in what the Star Wars fandom is doing but posting rankings seems like easy engagement bait
Doing a star wars Casablanca where Rick is a rodian
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Doing a star wars Casablanca where Rick is a rodian
Checked out the discover tab and this place has the same issue tulblr does where a lot of users forget theyre just posting
You can make it really self important but its still just posting You
You can make it really self important but its still just posting You
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Checked out the discover tab and this place has the same issue tulblr does where a lot of users forget theyre just posting
You can make it really self important but its still just posting You
You can make it really self important but its still just posting You
One of Boba Fett’s biggest issues in life was being fictional
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
One of Boba Fett’s biggest issues in life was being fictional
Yeah Id hunt you for sport man sure but I just want to be clear, this is NOT a sexual thing for me
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yeah Id hunt you for sport man sure but I just want to be clear, this is NOT a sexual thing for me
Im the guy who hides all the birds during the rain.
It doesn’t pay well.
It doesn’t pay well.
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Im the guy who hides all the birds during the rain.
It doesn’t pay well.
It doesn’t pay well.
Got sent to skyrim jail for asking the jarl if he really call whiterun a city if it has a lower population than an only moderately busy Dennys
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Got sent to skyrim jail for asking the jarl if he really call whiterun a city if it has a lower population than an only moderately busy Dennys
If I lived in a star wars Id run guns for the wookies
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If I lived in a star wars Id run guns for the wookies
Every now and again I remember the billions of dollars spent on advertising, the literal tons of paper and other materials used for advertisements, and I think how universally dismissed ads are yet how they’re still universally present. It really fucking sucks shit actually
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Every now and again I remember the billions of dollars spent on advertising, the literal tons of paper and other materials used for advertisements, and I think how universally dismissed ads are yet how they’re still universally present. It really fucking sucks shit actually
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM