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your pretty face is going to hell
(limp bizkit voice) it’s all about the he/they she/they bullshit
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
(limp bizkit voice) it’s all about the he/they she/they bullshit
reading every olivia nuzzi excerpt and feeling like this
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
reading every olivia nuzzi excerpt and feeling like this
it’s against the geneva conventions to torture a metaphor like this
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it’s against the geneva conventions to torture a metaphor like this
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woke aint goin away @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social @cybercultu.re
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
woke aint goin away @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social @cybercultu.re
thea: ”who’s on her shirt, is that foucault?”
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
thea: ”who’s on her shirt, is that foucault?”
the guys made a brain cooking machine, cooked their brains, and are now trying to figure out what went wrong lol
There's the substance of the signal issue, and then there's the pattern of behavior that jay was responding to -- the constant, _constant_ off topic responses that make this tedious.
On the substance, it's really just that the guy didn't violate the ToS. I'm sorry, that's just it
On the substance, it's really just that the guy didn't violate the ToS. I'm sorry, that's just it
October 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
the guys made a brain cooking machine, cooked their brains, and are now trying to figure out what went wrong lol
big personal news: i’m interviewing for a editorial position at the atlantic! can anyone come by today and throw a huge rock at my skull? i need a severe brain injury by monday.
September 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
big personal news: i’m interviewing for a editorial position at the atlantic! can anyone come by today and throw a huge rock at my skull? i need a severe brain injury by monday.
sometimes good things happen
There may not be a giant snowman on Canal Street this winter, but there might just be two-ingredient fruit slushies next spring.
Slushies Saved! Beloved Chinatown Bodega Gets a Reprieve
The new Dimes Square landlord says A&N Fruit Store can return in the spring.
hellgatenyc.com
September 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
sometimes good things happen
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they changed the logo to distract you from the fact that they kept the epstein files in that barrel
August 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
they changed the logo to distract you from the fact that they kept the epstein files in that barrel
sherry poppin’ daddies, you mean frasier and niles?
August 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
sherry poppin’ daddies, you mean frasier and niles?
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Sigourney Weaver eating a hot dog in Los Angeles, 1983.
Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
August 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sigourney Weaver eating a hot dog in Los Angeles, 1983.
Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
woman’s most pure desire has remained the same for millennia. all we want is $300 hairbrush
August 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
woman’s most pure desire has remained the same for millennia. all we want is $300 hairbrush
waiting in a 6 hour line of celebs to get rinsed at mario kart by the rizzler, after which i receive his great and terrible blessing
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
waiting in a 6 hour line of celebs to get rinsed at mario kart by the rizzler, after which i receive his great and terrible blessing
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this is what i'm doing when i'm not posting
July 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
this is what i'm doing when i'm not posting
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
top surgery joker be like wanna know how i got these scars
July 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
top surgery joker be like wanna know how i got these scars
cuomo isn’t talking during his concession speech? he’s shirtless and just waving around a wakizashi blade?
June 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
cuomo isn’t talking during his concession speech? he’s shirtless and just waving around a wakizashi blade?
there’s a chauffeur at jfk with a sign for Mr. Ravioli
June 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
there’s a chauffeur at jfk with a sign for Mr. Ravioli
