Sports fandom was a mistake
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I'm from New Jersey
I know exactly who I would have been thanks to my visit here
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know exactly who I would have been thanks to my visit here
Grateful for this kind Foot Locker employee for illegally streaming the Eagles game on TikTok tonight while the Disney-Google dispute continues.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Grateful for this kind Foot Locker employee for illegally streaming the Eagles game on TikTok tonight while the Disney-Google dispute continues.
Finally found my breakout role! #astarisborn
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Finally found my breakout role! #astarisborn
There are too many domestic flights and most people don't need to go so many places so far away so often, just stay home and relax with your housecats, they'll miss you if you are constantly flying on airplanes.
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There are too many domestic flights and most people don't need to go so many places so far away so often, just stay home and relax with your housecats, they'll miss you if you are constantly flying on airplanes.
Run me over with the Driving Down Costs Bus, Governor Mikie
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Run me over with the Driving Down Costs Bus, Governor Mikie
I saw that Leonardo DiCaprio was at Dodger Stadium tonight watching One At-Bat After Another.
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I saw that Leonardo DiCaprio was at Dodger Stadium tonight watching One At-Bat After Another.
Oh my god, the shitter costs SIXTEEN THOUSAND SMACKERS
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh my god, the shitter costs SIXTEEN THOUSAND SMACKERS
Enjoying the beautiful sky as the backdrop to the replay video of Kirk’s ding-dong
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Enjoying the beautiful sky as the backdrop to the replay video of Kirk’s ding-dong
All of these smart terlets open up their cyber-maws automatically when you walk past as if to beckon, “Come, stranger. Poop and/or pee in me.”
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
All of these smart terlets open up their cyber-maws automatically when you walk past as if to beckon, “Come, stranger. Poop and/or pee in me.”
Went terlet shopping’ today and I present to you….the Cybertruck of Terlets
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Went terlet shopping’ today and I present to you….the Cybertruck of Terlets
Jk jk this is the real me
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Jk jk this is the real me
Getting ready for “some football”
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Getting ready for “some football”
Bloomfield, New Jersey is on the cutting edge of pizzeria naming and copyright infringement
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Bloomfield, New Jersey is on the cutting edge of pizzeria naming and copyright infringement
Cal Raleigh
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Cal Raleigh
Philly fans gonna be puking up their cheesesteak guts every time they look into the night sky this winter and see this.
October 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Philly fans gonna be puking up their cheesesteak guts every time they look into the night sky this winter and see this.
Pretty good light vandalism of a Jack Ciattarelli lawn sign in Bloomfield.
October 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pretty good light vandalism of a Jack Ciattarelli lawn sign in Bloomfield.
Guess it’s too late to use this. Oh well!
October 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Guess it’s too late to use this. Oh well!
Honey Day Cafe in Glen Rock, NJ. Minus ten points for no avocado. Minus ten points for goat cheese instead of blue. Minus five points for flavorless grape tomatoes during tomato season. Minus five points for the mere presence of baby spinach. Minus five points for overcooked eggs. 65 out of 100.
September 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Honey Day Cafe in Glen Rock, NJ. Minus ten points for no avocado. Minus ten points for goat cheese instead of blue. Minus five points for flavorless grape tomatoes during tomato season. Minus five points for the mere presence of baby spinach. Minus five points for overcooked eggs. 65 out of 100.