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/s could have flown out the window shattered by the accumulation of hate from those capable of helping but (still) wanting to ensure the opposite happened. as a result, discretion advised.
I'm not sure either why I exist
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm not sure either why I exist
For joining a competition, Microsoft must now concern themselves with the years 2095 + 2098, 3095 + 3098, 4095 (uh-oh) + 4098, and so on.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
For joining a competition, Microsoft must now concern themselves with the years 2095 + 2098, 3095 + 3098, 4095 (uh-oh) + 4098, and so on.
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
If the Latin language was less regarded as dead then we might be able to use the latent fluidity of the American English language and everyone who has helped sustain the best parts of it to create a more powerful word than impeach.
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If the Latin language was less regarded as dead then we might be able to use the latent fluidity of the American English language and everyone who has helped sustain the best parts of it to create a more powerful word than impeach.
Multiple impeachments were not enough.
"The president" is a role, not a person, presiding over, not owning, the layers below that role.
"The president" is a role, not a person, presiding over, not owning, the layers below that role.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Multiple impeachments were not enough.
"The president" is a role, not a person, presiding over, not owning, the layers below that role.
"The president" is a role, not a person, presiding over, not owning, the layers below that role.
I always wondered what kinds of things would happen if Cloudflare broke.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I always wondered what kinds of things would happen if Cloudflare broke.
More time, effort and energy was spent to repeatedly ensure someone would remember and acknowledge a falsification than it ever required natural time to just allow natural growth where it was happening.
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
More time, effort and energy was spent to repeatedly ensure someone would remember and acknowledge a falsification than it ever required natural time to just allow natural growth where it was happening.
Telling someone to just put headphones in when they have no other solution and after taking headphones away was once a threat means that taking headphones away from the start was always wrong and the people who did it are with nothing to make up for the damage they caused and are still causing.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Telling someone to just put headphones in when they have no other solution and after taking headphones away was once a threat means that taking headphones away from the start was always wrong and the people who did it are with nothing to make up for the damage they caused and are still causing.
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The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
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The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
the text message in the image is what makes the post
Wondering which anti-virus app to use to scan for stalkerware on your Android? EFF and AV Comparatives put them to the test. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
EFF Teams Up With AV Comparatives to Test Android Stalkerware
EFF has, for many years, raised the alarm about the proliferation of stalkerware—commercially-available apps designed to be installed covertly on another person’s device to exfiltrate data from that
www.eff.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
the text message in the image is what makes the post
Why would you do it if you need me to act like I don't remember?
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Why would you do it if you need me to act like I don't remember?
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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Have you wondered, "Why is there no easy service to take a song and 3D print it into a Fisher Price toy record player?" Well now there is.
www.instructables.co...
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3D Printing Records for a Fisher Price Toy Record Player
3D Printing Records for a Fisher Price Toy Record Player: A little while ago I stumbled across an old toy record player made by Fisher Price in the 1970s, and decided that what it really needed was some new tunes. I got thinking about it, reverse engineered the way it was encoded, got out my trusty CNC m…
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March 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Have you wondered, "Why is there no easy service to take a song and 3D print it into a Fisher Price toy record player?" Well now there is.
www.instructables.co...
www.instructables.co...
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If lawmakers genuinely care about young people's wellbeing, they should invest in education, support parents with better tools, and address the actual root causes of harm online. What they shouldn't do is wage war on privacy itself. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They're Doing
It's unfortunately no longer enough to force websites to check your government-issued ID before you can access certain content, because politicians have now discovered that people are using Virtual
www.eff.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If lawmakers genuinely care about young people's wellbeing, they should invest in education, support parents with better tools, and address the actual root causes of harm online. What they shouldn't do is wage war on privacy itself. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
People driving cars need to understand that if they don't visually acknowledge the traffic light in front of them in favor of just driving through because it seems like no one is around then they're telling themselves they don't care about how the light now exists to do the job a person once did.
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
People driving cars need to understand that if they don't visually acknowledge the traffic light in front of them in favor of just driving through because it seems like no one is around then they're telling themselves they don't care about how the light now exists to do the job a person once did.
I'm not joking but they want to make sure there's only ever enough proof to keep something about me seeming crazy or incapable.
I'm literally at the hands of people who are trying to reincarnate conversion therapy.
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'm not joking but they want to make sure there's only ever enough proof to keep something about me seeming crazy or incapable.
The Onion was one of the first podcasts I ever listened to regularly when the concept of podcasting started.
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The Onion was one of the first podcasts I ever listened to regularly when the concept of podcasting started.
I've been stomping these into the ground just as quickly as they said to do with spotted lantern flies.
If you’re seeing a surge of MAGA accounts commenting everywhere, take a closer look. Bot activity has spiked since Saturday evening the goal is to sway tomorrow’s elections. Click on their profiles and you’ll often find the same accounts posting identical comments across hundreds of posts.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I've been stomping these into the ground just as quickly as they said to do with spotted lantern flies.
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Life tip: Type "-ai" (minus AI) at the end of your Google search to disable the AI summary.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Life tip: Type "-ai" (minus AI) at the end of your Google search to disable the AI summary.
I'm literally at the hands of people who are trying to reincarnate conversion therapy.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm literally at the hands of people who are trying to reincarnate conversion therapy.
I've always been too much and never needed anyone to say it to me.
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've always been too much and never needed anyone to say it to me.
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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
The AT protocol isn't Twitter. Anyone excited or concerned that "I'm doing the same thing here" that they remember from Twitter is severely mistaken. I'm grabbing my own reins back in time with what they couldn't touch before. "Clearing my throat" and "coughing up the junk" to put it another way.
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The AT protocol isn't Twitter. Anyone excited or concerned that "I'm doing the same thing here" that they remember from Twitter is severely mistaken. I'm grabbing my own reins back in time with what they couldn't touch before. "Clearing my throat" and "coughing up the junk" to put it another way.