Ian Pearson
Ian Pearson
@ipearson.bsky.social
Words. Dogs. Fish.
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Godfrey is at again….now at Union Station in DC doing his Trump impression for the troops 🤣💀
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sir, in homage to you, Dear Leader, I have an alternative idea. Let’s call them the Orangeskins.
July 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Imagine how difficult it would be if you had two colleagues, one called Ian and one called Iain, but Iain only had one eye.
July 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Blue Jays aren’t playing tonight, but I’m sure my disappointing results will turn up elsewhere.
April 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said: "Does that animal talk?"
The parrot replied, "I don't know."
March 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I missed this part
March 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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HUGE IF TRUE
February 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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A sickening vision of the future, from a few years back on #Avenue5. May this never come to pass.

youtu.be/2k_95UOQDr0?...
Office of the Other President - Avenue 5
YouTube video by kayline vesma
youtu.be
February 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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this interview - Lynn Barber on Marianne Faithfull - is the sort of brilliant, bonkers thing nobody writes anymore. It reads like a meeting of fabulous monsters

www.theguardian.com/film/2001/ju...
Marianne Faithfull: 'You know, I'm not everybody's cup of tea!'
Late, rude and unapologetic... and then the interview goes from bad to worse. But after some prompting and wine, Marianne Faithfull talks to Lynn Barber about finding a new lover at last, what she rea...
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Everyone who attended the first Rolex Fastnet Race started their own regatta.
Just got this advert on IG if you were interested in putting the punk back into yachting:
January 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
In 1965, you could write a bestseller about the President going insane, showing symptoms like proposing a union with Canada and not thinking it a “bizarre joke”. Fletcher Knebel, Night of Camp David
January 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Think carefully before buying a Greenland shark for the holidays. They are, after all, the world’s longest-living vertebrate.
December 14, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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I heard there was a secret chord
Made Drake so mad
He went to court
November 26, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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A contingent of surrender monkeys materializes in Canada whenever the President of the United States twitches.

They are untethered from facts. Once you kiss those goodbye, it’s over.

🇺🇸’s border problem in 1 chart. 👇👇👇
November 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
December 23, 2023 at 12:57 AM