IPAsansalcool aka "Justine Bibine"
@ipasansalcool.bsky.social
IPA PSM 'Sans Haldol, la fête est plus folle' La psy ne soigne pas la connerie (c)**Troufion, videur de boîte de nuit, steward à ses heures perdues**
Hobonichi addict.
Depeche Mode devotee.
My blood is mostly made of coffee.
Hobonichi addict.
Depeche Mode devotee.
My blood is mostly made of coffee.
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Ce vendredi 5 décembre avait lieu l'audience devant le TJ de Paris examinant, après renvoi demandé par l'Etat (qui découvre qu'en procédure orale on peut conclure jusqu'au dernier moment, ce dont il ne s'est pas privé), la demande de blocage de #Shein.
Un grand moment de fierté de l'amateurisme 🧵
Un grand moment de fierté de l'amateurisme 🧵
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ce vendredi 5 décembre avait lieu l'audience devant le TJ de Paris examinant, après renvoi demandé par l'Etat (qui découvre qu'en procédure orale on peut conclure jusqu'au dernier moment, ce dont il ne s'est pas privé), la demande de blocage de #Shein.
Un grand moment de fierté de l'amateurisme 🧵
Un grand moment de fierté de l'amateurisme 🧵
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- Salut Martin
- Salut Nicolas
- Tu fais comment pour aller au banquet annuel des noisettes ?
- J'emprunte à la famille Pargne son auto
- Ah bon ! Tu prends la caisse des Pargne ?
#lesanimots
- Salut Nicolas
- Tu fais comment pour aller au banquet annuel des noisettes ?
- J'emprunte à la famille Pargne son auto
- Ah bon ! Tu prends la caisse des Pargne ?
#lesanimots
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
- Salut Martin
- Salut Nicolas
- Tu fais comment pour aller au banquet annuel des noisettes ?
- J'emprunte à la famille Pargne son auto
- Ah bon ! Tu prends la caisse des Pargne ?
#lesanimots
- Salut Nicolas
- Tu fais comment pour aller au banquet annuel des noisettes ?
- J'emprunte à la famille Pargne son auto
- Ah bon ! Tu prends la caisse des Pargne ?
#lesanimots
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In case you didn’t know:
When you cook mushrooms, slice them up and cook them in a dry pan. No oil. Leave them on medium heat and let them sweat out all their water. You’re not ready to add oil or other ingredients until the mushrooms are no longer leaching water, and browning at the edges.
When you cook mushrooms, slice them up and cook them in a dry pan. No oil. Leave them on medium heat and let them sweat out all their water. You’re not ready to add oil or other ingredients until the mushrooms are no longer leaching water, and browning at the edges.
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In case you didn’t know:
When you cook mushrooms, slice them up and cook them in a dry pan. No oil. Leave them on medium heat and let them sweat out all their water. You’re not ready to add oil or other ingredients until the mushrooms are no longer leaching water, and browning at the edges.
When you cook mushrooms, slice them up and cook them in a dry pan. No oil. Leave them on medium heat and let them sweat out all their water. You’re not ready to add oil or other ingredients until the mushrooms are no longer leaching water, and browning at the edges.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wow who was he up against
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so many cool, inventive and interesting animated projects none of you even knew were being made for the past few years just got shitcanned because of this netflix/wb merger
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
so many cool, inventive and interesting animated projects none of you even knew were being made for the past few years just got shitcanned because of this netflix/wb merger
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
When you're like "geez there's no animation jobs" "geez there's like no new shows anymore", this is why
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This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
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Bon, disons qu’au moins ils ne se cachent plus.
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Bon, disons qu’au moins ils ne se cachent plus.
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Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
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J'ai besoin de retours d'IDEL, si possible en île-de-France (au cas où il y ait des spécificités), sur la faisabilité d'organiser des passages pluri-quotidiens (je dirais 4 à 5) à heures fixes en école.
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
J'ai besoin de retours d'IDEL, si possible en île-de-France (au cas où il y ait des spécificités), sur la faisabilité d'organiser des passages pluri-quotidiens (je dirais 4 à 5) à heures fixes en école.
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THREAD: It was supposed to be a routine surgery. So when the doctor stepped out, Sandra Parker wasn’t sure she heard right.
Her husband’s heart couldn’t have stopped for more than 5 or 6 minutes, the doctor was saying.
“That’s not a lot of time,” Mrs. Parker thought. “Is it?”
Her husband’s heart couldn’t have stopped for more than 5 or 6 minutes, the doctor was saying.
“That’s not a lot of time,” Mrs. Parker thought. “Is it?”
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
THREAD: It was supposed to be a routine surgery. So when the doctor stepped out, Sandra Parker wasn’t sure she heard right.
Her husband’s heart couldn’t have stopped for more than 5 or 6 minutes, the doctor was saying.
“That’s not a lot of time,” Mrs. Parker thought. “Is it?”
Her husband’s heart couldn’t have stopped for more than 5 or 6 minutes, the doctor was saying.
“That’s not a lot of time,” Mrs. Parker thought. “Is it?”
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It's been weeks since I had a great day of birding in Central Park. But today I got several good looks, including my local favorite--the Northern Flicker! I was surprised to hear its inimitable cry and thrilled to capture it in the morning light! 😎😎😎 #CentralPark #birding #Flicker
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It's been weeks since I had a great day of birding in Central Park. But today I got several good looks, including my local favorite--the Northern Flicker! I was surprised to hear its inimitable cry and thrilled to capture it in the morning light! 😎😎😎 #CentralPark #birding #Flicker
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Nouveau "Rogatons" - 06/12/2025 - "Berceuse"
Sur le blog: bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
Ou sur Instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DR7a8iKCKH6/
Sur le blog: bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
Ou sur Instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DR7a8iKCKH6/
Berceuse
Bouletcorp: Berceuse ( 2025-12-06)
bouletcorp.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Nouveau "Rogatons" - 06/12/2025 - "Berceuse"
Sur le blog: bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
Ou sur Instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DR7a8iKCKH6/
Sur le blog: bouletcorp.com/rogatons/202...
Ou sur Instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DR7a8iKCKH6/
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What an interesting coincidence.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an interesting coincidence.
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Si après ça on ne comprend pas l'importance de soutenir et renforcer l'UE...
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Si après ça on ne comprend pas l'importance de soutenir et renforcer l'UE...
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Well that sure is an interesting gif.
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Well that sure is an interesting gif.
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the tutorial you've all been waiting for
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the tutorial you've all been waiting for
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- Mais vous allez arrêter tous les deux??! Si ça continue, j'en prends un pour taper sur l'autre!!
- Mais maîtresse!! C'est lui qui a commen-tsé!
- Sale mouchard!
- Mouche à merde!
Chloé, professeure des écoles.
#jobdanimaux
- Mais maîtresse!! C'est lui qui a commen-tsé!
- Sale mouchard!
- Mouche à merde!
Chloé, professeure des écoles.
#jobdanimaux
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
- Mais vous allez arrêter tous les deux??! Si ça continue, j'en prends un pour taper sur l'autre!!
- Mais maîtresse!! C'est lui qui a commen-tsé!
- Sale mouchard!
- Mouche à merde!
Chloé, professeure des écoles.
#jobdanimaux
- Mais maîtresse!! C'est lui qui a commen-tsé!
- Sale mouchard!
- Mouche à merde!
Chloé, professeure des écoles.
#jobdanimaux
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Concept art by Harley Jessup and Dominique Louis for Ratatouille (2007), dir. Brad Bird, Pixar
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Concept art by Harley Jessup and Dominique Louis for Ratatouille (2007), dir. Brad Bird, Pixar
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💉 Rejetée en première lecture, la vaccination obligatoire contre la #grippe des résidents d’Ehpad est adoptée à l'Assemblée nationale.
La France insoumise s’est cette fois abstenue, seul le RN a (encore) voté contre au nom de la "liberté vaccinale".
La France insoumise s’est cette fois abstenue, seul le RN a (encore) voté contre au nom de la "liberté vaccinale".
Grippe : l’Assemblée vote pour la vaccination obligatoire des résidents d’Ehpad et des soignants - Le Parisien
Seul le Rassemblement national (RN) a voté contre le texte. La France insoumise (LFI), qui s’était dans un premier temps opposée, s’est cett
www.leparisien.fr
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
💉 Rejetée en première lecture, la vaccination obligatoire contre la #grippe des résidents d’Ehpad est adoptée à l'Assemblée nationale.
La France insoumise s’est cette fois abstenue, seul le RN a (encore) voté contre au nom de la "liberté vaccinale".
La France insoumise s’est cette fois abstenue, seul le RN a (encore) voté contre au nom de la "liberté vaccinale".
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Et aux gogos de se faire plumer
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December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Et aux gogos de se faire plumer
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I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
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Le saviez-vous ?
L'un des 2 F de FIFA c'est pour fellation.
L'un des 2 F de FIFA c'est pour fellation.
🔴 URGENT - La Fifa décerne son premier Prix de la paix au président Donald Trump
La Fifa décerne son premier Prix de la paix au président Donald Trump
Recevez toutes les Alertes Info de France 24 en temps réel sur Facebook et Twitter : @UrgentF24
f24.my
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Le saviez-vous ?
L'un des 2 F de FIFA c'est pour fellation.
L'un des 2 F de FIFA c'est pour fellation.