Andrew
@intntflwstheballot.bsky.social
Native Arkansan lawyer in NYC. Starting over here after the other place became intolerable.
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Voted early today, knowing that if the mayoral candidate I voted for wins, NYC is very likely to be invaded by the National Guard (or worse) by January 1, when he will be inagurated. The regime may not even use “skyrocketing crime”as a pretext.
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Voted early today, knowing that if the mayoral candidate I voted for wins, NYC is very likely to be invaded by the National Guard (or worse) by January 1, when he will be inagurated. The regime may not even use “skyrocketing crime”as a pretext.
![Andy Borowitz on Facebook:
In an unhinged speech to Memphis police officers, Stephen Miller (aka Pee-Wee German) said of gang members, "They think that they're tough. They have no idea how tough we are. They think that they're hardcore. We are so much more hardcore than they are."
Given how hardcore he says he is, I thought it was worth pursuing this line of inquiry: How hardcore is Stephen Miller, really?
On June 17, 2018, Miller, a tireless cheerleader for wrenching migrant children from their parents, was dining at Espita Mezcaleria, a Mexican restaurant in Washington. Recognizing him from his sweaty performances at the White House podium, a fellow diner called out, "Hey look guys, whoever thought we'd be in a restaurant with a real-life fascist begging [for] money for new cages?"
Surprisingly, Miller didn't take this opportunity to defend his beloved policy of family separation. According to a witness, he scurried away.
So it turns out Stephen Miller isn't very hardcore. Stephen Miller is a pussy.
Then a photo of a bald fascist with hate for eyes, a/l/a Stephen Miller](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cr4jhtvg4sl5ck4p2m7nrqvp/bafkreigisjc3ugy2bpkfiydm3xokqfxod5eyid7dgbjqhpbmjttwipyt6e@jpeg)
