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À l’ère des illusions numériques, remettez en question tout ce que vous entendez et voyez.
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“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]
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April 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi
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Musk is a Chinese plant. Twitter is so pro China right now it’s crazy.
April 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Musk is a Chinese plant. Twitter is so pro China right now it’s crazy.
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
Elon at least unblock my twitter account before you go to jail
a woman with short blonde hair is making a funny face while wearing a necklace .
ALT: a woman with short blonde hair is making a funny face while wearing a necklace .
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April 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Elon at least unblock my twitter account before you go to jail
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“I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just understand that it’s actually part of a larger pattern in which I will fuck your ex-wife and the ex-wives of everyone you know,” said Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Providing context after the announcement of his new relationship with Donald Trump Jr.’s former spouse Vanessa Trump, Tiger Woods claimed Tuesday that in time he will fuck everyone’s ex-wife. “I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just […]
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March 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just understand that it’s actually part of a larger pattern in which I will fuck your ex-wife and the ex-wives of everyone you know,” said Tiger Woods
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Elon unblock my account on Twitter you punk ass bitch!!!
March 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Elon unblock my account on Twitter you punk ass bitch!!!
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constitu...
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March 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
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“Omg I haven’t seen you in FOREVER”
I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company
I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company
March 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Omg I haven’t seen you in FOREVER”
I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company
I know, you’re annoying and I don’t enjoy your company
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And that’s on that 😌
AOC: One thing I love about Arizonans is that you all have shown that if a US Senator isn’t fighting hard enough for you, you’re not afraid to replace her with one who will.
March 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And that’s on that 😌
Dear Steve Bannon, How the fuck is Trump going to run again in 2028 after being exposed as Elons castrated eunuch? He doesn’t have balls beloved… give it up and retire you old fart. Your fate is tied to Trump and Trumps fate is tied to fElon. None of you will come out of this fuckery unscathed
a close up of a man with a bloody face
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media.tenor.com
March 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dear Steve Bannon, How the fuck is Trump going to run again in 2028 after being exposed as Elons castrated eunuch? He doesn’t have balls beloved… give it up and retire you old fart. Your fate is tied to Trump and Trumps fate is tied to fElon. None of you will come out of this fuckery unscathed
Mark Zuckerburg been hella quiet lately lmao
a woman is laying on a bed with a pillow and a blanket on her stomach .
ALT: a woman is laying on a bed with a pillow and a blanket on her stomach .
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March 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Mark Zuckerburg been hella quiet lately lmao
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NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
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Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
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We have lost mainstream media.
March 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
We have lost mainstream media.
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Exactly, the fElon had 6 bankruptcies.
March 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Exactly, the fElon had 6 bankruptcies.
Don’t fuck with the Joker! Are you entertained now? I know I am 🤣 📉 You may pretend to be an INTJ but you’re a poser when it comes to that too lmao 🤣 Everything about you is fraudulent!
March 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Don’t fuck with the Joker! Are you entertained now? I know I am 🤣 📉 You may pretend to be an INTJ but you’re a poser when it comes to that too lmao 🤣 Everything about you is fraudulent!
