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Randy
@inthemews.bsky.social
Dry humor, dry gin, and dry hopped beer.
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Toronto, Ontario, Canada
April 8, 2025
April 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I asked AI to draw Trump and Duterte.
March 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Gulf of male insecurity?
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now
Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now
OTTAWA - Pierre Poilievre, who has famously spent his 21-year political career vociferously attacking any person or political entity which opposed him, has vowed to "any day now" begin training that s...
www.thebeaverton.com
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Went out for some fine dining on Valentine's Day, and there was a fight in the restaurant entrance.
It was so.... Edmonton.
February 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Canadians can make our dissatisfaction heard: $20 billion is at stake for the US.
www.ustravel.org/press/potent....
Potential Results of Decline in Canadian Travel to United States
New tariffs on Canada could impact Canadian visitation to and spending in the United States. Canada is the top source of international visitors to the United States, with 20.4 million visits in 2024, ...
www.ustravel.org
February 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Morning vs Afternoon
February 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Can we start a petition to rename Gretzky drive?
February 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Cool, everyone on the plane is coughing.
January 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Imagine taking a picture that didn't have you in it, yes you, I'm talking about you.
a woman wearing glasses takes a selfie with the words really need a cutie selfie
ALT: a woman wearing glasses takes a selfie with the words really need a cutie selfie
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Toronto you silly goose.
January 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Magicians study #lasvegas
January 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Get the mystery beer!
January 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Scrolling through tiktok. #Canada
January 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Sometimes the only cure is penicillin.
January 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
24 hr all you can eat Korean BBQ seems like a great idea. In live here now
January 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Everybody I am close with is a Capricorn. What is up with that? #virgo
January 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Amazing time off, back to work tomorrow.
January 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I am slightly under 5k as well. Boost me!
December 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by Randy
A list of the number of chromosomes of ten different organisms…

Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50

* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords
December 19, 2024 at 10:03 AM
I'm done work til 2025! 🎶

I'm done work til 2025! 🎶
a kitten is standing on its hind legs on a couch and looking up .
ALT: a kitten is standing on its hind legs on a couch and looking up .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
There are 2 types of people in the world (read the reviews): www.stokesstores.com/en/nutcracke...
www.stokesstores.com
December 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Twitter doubled in followers within 6 months of my joining. Good omen for Bluesky! #facetious
December 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM