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Uncle Geoff
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Seasoned Front-end Engineer and builder of accessible, ethical & user-first web things with #CraftCms. ‘It’s all computer’!

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Getting close! #webdev #webperf #craftcms
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November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Today's best Ai nonsense, I properly lol'd! #webdev #iykyk
Screenshot of VSCode showing the main html element with the class 'i_like_tim_van-damme'. Copilot suggests changing that to 'i_like_tim_van-dammes_movies'! :rofl:
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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It's defo a Cloudflare issue! 😂
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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@harryfk.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Hello Harry, just a quick one to let you know that I got an error trying to subscribe to the Villager's Dispatch…
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I hate this weather! It’s pissing down outside. I just want to get out and ride!!
A blue gravel bike, with pannier rack, a single bag on the far side, two bottles in cages, and a pair of gloves hanging from the crossbar, leans against a guard rail for a towpath that runs alongside a large river. The bike stands in shadow of a railway bridge running overhead, across the river on a Victorian iron bridge.
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The weather was a bit shit today, lots of rain, but that didn’t stop the #freedom machine!! #cycling saves lives.
A steel gravel bike leans against the guard rail of the tow path that passes beneath a Victorian railway bridge crossing a large river. In the background are trees and open land.
October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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The #Bicycle, the original Freedom machine!

Health and mental benefits aside, this thing is incredibly efficient. I reckon 30-40km per Scotch Egg!!
Two steel gravel bikes, with racks and panniers lean against a steel gate at the side of a quiet country lane. In the background, but still dominating the scene, is a broad mature oak that is filtering and scattering light from the low afternoon sun.
October 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Managed to get out on my bicycle today.

Today was a good day.
An iridescent powder blue gravel bike, with King Cages on the forks, a blue hydroflask bottle in a cage on the down tube, and a blue pannier bag, on the drivetrain side, leans against a bench at the side of a large river, surrounded by a mix of open fields and woodland .
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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At this time of year we’re literally overrun with wave after wave of undocumented migrants.

Our fields, our rivers, the skies!! It’s as if they just don’t care about our ‘sacred sovereignty’!
Hundreds of migratory birds find a nights refuge, floating in the calm water at a bend of the river Trent, as dusk falls. A large flock of migratory birds are clustered along a narrow sandy shoreline of a large river, the safest place they can find to catch some sleep.
September 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Cancel #Disney? Easiest decision this week!
Confirmation screen in iOS confirming the cancellation of my Disney+Premium account, saving me £129.99yr.
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Yo @bsky.app what dis?
September 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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My family: Why are you running cables, WiFi is mostly OK!?

Me:
September 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Not floody in Colorado…
September 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Floody in Miami too…
September 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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2TB, 7,100MB/s read speed. £99!

🤯
A Crucial Gen4 NVMe 2280 M.2 SSD laying next to an Apple trackpad, and Apple Watch charging cable, on an oak desktop. The drive is shorter than the shortest side of the trackpad, and about the width of the magnetic connector on the Watch cable.
September 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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My best means of escape! I’ve truly fallen in love with her. 😍

#cycling #bikepacking #singletrack
A pearlescent blue bike, with a planner rack, leans against a wooden fence at the edge of a field, overlooking a woodland are that the setting sun is just sinking behind.
August 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I’m not sure about these new Google Search Console ‘insights’.

This doesn’t seem right…
August 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Just trying to buy something from jobesports.com, can I? Hell no.

I’m a frontend developer, >20yrs in this game, with an iPhone 15 Pro, and I’ve tried 3 browsers. Is the problem me? Again, no.
July 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Halcyon days.
A view across a field of grass, the sun just about to dip below the tree line on the horizon. In the foreground a pearlescent blue gravel bike, with fork cages and a pannier rack lies on its side, in the grass, glittering in the sun light.
July 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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New Mac Day!!
A hand holding a boxed Mac Mini, in front of a Thunderbolt display on a wooden desk.
July 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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First day of not riding in a week, after bike packing in The Netherlands, and I can’t wait to do it again!! The new Secan rode like a dream. Very happy with my choice of bike!
June 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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New Bike Day!! Could not be happier! Absolutely love my new
#Fairlight Secan!👌

#NBD #SteelIsReal
A light pearlescent blue gravel bike is propped against a wooden fence, at the side of a large river.
June 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I’ve never understood why anyone would go to a gym to ride a bike!

Amid every city, every neighbourhood, there are places of beauty and tranquility…
A view from the riverside track, a tow path in former years, under the shade of mature oaks, looking across the river.
June 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Waiting for Clapton to come on stage! 👏
May 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Evening Devon!
March 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM