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Christopher Lambe
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Father. Marketing & Community Professional. Gamer. Goldsmith. Raptor Fan.
So the speed camera on lakeshore leading to woodbine got cut down... I take my daughter for walks everyday and not a single time has a car not run the red, pulled out keeping us from safely crossing the road etc. At some point cops need to do their jobs or it will be left to parents like me.
September 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The best things about this CEO affair fiasco is how it is a perfect representation of what HR has become in every company. HR is there to protect the boss, not the employee, it's almost as if they are in bed together.
July 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
the sign in question.
July 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
@walkah.social Headsup: The early access form is not working on Gander also the bluesky link under your name on the site sends to a different account.
June 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It's a cool little mechanism that relies on placing tension on the back plate once the lock is slid in. To release it, you need to sandwich the spring and as you slide the key in the spring collapses, allowing the tension bar to pass through.
June 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Brooke's Vovo helped settle refugees with the Red Cross. This was his beret.
June 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The unpacking of boxes from Portugal has begun.
June 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We received a trunk with an antique Chinese lock from my wife's grandparents. We have yet to find the key among the boxes but we were eager to open it so I made a key.
June 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Okay only 2 unexpected pieces. Not bad. However there are enough boxes to effectively block our front window
June 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
May 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A rebuttal.
May 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Time to clean up the bike and porch. This is what happens to my entire front porch since I live on a major street.
May 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is what a monster looks like. He defends the indefensible. Israeli government officials are the new Nazis.
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This thumbnail though haha
May 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Looks like Nate was blindsided by not getting his housing file again.
May 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The Canadian right is now rife with talk about the election being stolen. A post from a woman claiming to be an Information Officer is spreading around right wing groups like wildfire:
April 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The real reason for placing multiple large political signs on your yard... free garden stakes!!
April 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If it speaks like a MAGA it might be a MAGA.
April 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nothing says 'Working Class Hero' like waving to your fans from a private jet plastered with your name across the side.
April 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Poilievre stole Trumps homework with alot of this policy platform.

-Tying education funding to "free speech"
- 2/3rds of mentions of women is just Transphobic hate
- Paper Straws = Bad
- 2 for 1 regulation cuts like Trumps 10 for 1 cut
- defund UNRWA
- Deport Visa holders who protest
- DEFUND CBC
April 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Taking a look at this Pierre Poilievre Budget and it seems he is copying a lot of Trump's playbook.

Trump: For every 1 new regulation, 10 will be repealed.
Poilievre: For every 1 new regulation: 2 will be removed.
April 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Look at this steady growth by Rachel. It is impressive, especially from someone who usually only streams once a week.
April 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Who each parties tax cuts actually help:
April 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pierre is such a horrible human being. More memes please.
April 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The new tariff policy comes from chatGPT:
April 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM