@profanity.accountant

If you're a prominent and broadly-read "national" baseball blogger and you're taking to your platform the day after the #BlueJays lost the World Series to rub the Dodgers' absurd sense of victimhood post-2017 in our faces, may I cordially invite you to crawl entirely up your own ass.

Teoscar's Adventures in the Outfield™

I missed them so much.
#BlueJays

The #BlueJays losing two extremely winnable Gausman starts is honestly pretty on-brand for this team.

This was 4 days ago. Something to remember the next time Baseball gets stressful.
#BlueJays

I'm so happy.
#BlueJays

If you'd have told me yesterday that Seymour would start the game by striking out the side I would have been pretty upset.
#BlueJays

I beg to differ.

The thing about trades that most fans don't seem to understand:

Both teams have to agree to them.

Trying to watch the Blue Jays on Sportsnet+:
a ballet.
#BlueJays

@profanity.accountant

Imagine being Hal Steinbrenner at this moment. The world is falling down around him and he delivers the most self-serious soliloquy about moving away from the familiar and into new territory. And it's about fucking beards.