Seriously though, why would you use a connection to the world wide web to ask a building sized super computer to run an addition calculation that a calculator from the 90's could achieve on a solar cell the size of a human nail?

Then it doesn't deserve to live

#GetWellSoon

Always loved the peace of the night... Not so much right now with the newborn keeping me up though.

@dailybunnies.bsky.social

Amazing! Will try next time I watch a horror movie.

I'm glad this is being taken seriously. I personally know multiple people who've had to put asside their careers for months or even years because there were no place in daycares. Supporting daycares supports the economy.

The craziest part is I can't tell if this is satire or that things are so crazy that The Onion has simply begun to tell it how it is.