Kyle Laymon
inlaymonsterms.bsky.social
Kyle Laymon
@inlaymonsterms.bsky.social
Texas born, current Colorado resident. Here for sports mostly
Just rub some Ivermectin on it Rodgers
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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if you say “sportsball” these are your ideological comrades btw
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
AND IT’S GOODBYE TO A&M
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A lot of people furiously deleting their Arch Manning takes from the first half
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Can someone milkshake duck Greg McElroy, get this Alabama piece of shit off my TV
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“15 yards, playing football, automatic first down”
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Refs are in the bag for the Aggies
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My in laws are not going to like me when the refs flag Texas for a PI
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Update: they tried a quick fix cause it won’t be completely fixed til next week. It did not work just hoping the heat and hot water stay on.
Nothing like having a short circuit in your kitchen the day before thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It’s tradition in our family for my sister to forget the vegetables boiling in chicken stock for our grandmother’s dressing recipe and for one of us to say “huh, smells like something is burning”
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Nothing like having a short circuit in your kitchen the day before thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Throw this attitude straight in the garbage, Thanksgiving is about butter, carbs, and watching the Cowboys lose
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 6d
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
_He's_ gone through an experience?
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
All the members of Congress who wasted our time with the vote decrying socialism watching Trump swoon over Zohran
a baby with a sad look on his face
ALT: a baby with a sad look on his face
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Keep licking that boot
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It’s always important around the holidays to remember the less fortunate…..Yankees who don’t have Mac and Cheese on their Thanksgiving menu
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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From the @nashvillebanner.bsky.social newsletter. Y’all wanted the Oilers? You got the Oilers. Congrats again!
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Thank you NFL for protecting us from such obscene celebrations 🫡
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM