When will my emotional support fanfiction website be back from the war

Just laughed out loud at the book I'm reading and realized that this (page 166) is the first line I've genuinely liked in the whole thing

One of my dearest friends is drunk texting me how pretty my hair is and somehow this is more convincing and meaningful than a sober face-to-face compliment

Today we learned that if you combine mint ice cream and peanut butter, the flavors just kind of cancel each other out.

Tune in next week for more 3am science I guess.

Read an entire series (1.3mil words???) this week and now I have to WAIT FOR THE NEXT BOOK

Screaming, crying, throwing up, etc etc

It's 4am.

Okay diabetes sucks and all but do YOU get to eat extreme moose tracks ice cream straight from the carton and call it medically necessary sometimes?

So my mother does this funky little thing where the original nationality of a cuisine means nothing in the face of creativity

Why am I eating Italian enchiladas right now and why are they really good actually