paralethal
@infinities.bsky.social
paralegal (not yours) - survivor - independent spirit - love animals, especially cats - pro-labor - nostalgia - INFJ - views are my own
I took this photo today and I like it
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I took this photo today and I like it
Long way of saying “I have a cat”
As best as I can tell, I’m her primary spot at this point. Last year, I saw her eating food someone had put out down the street. Aside from some brief absences, she sticks around here. In fact, she’s laying in that same spot right now.
July 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Long way of saying “I have a cat”
I will always love and miss my bestie
Today I lost my best friend Lucy, she had cancer and in the past week it went very fast. Appreciate good thoughts and hug your cats closer tonight for me.
July 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I will always love and miss my bestie
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#caturday even though this photo was taken yesterday. My resident stray (Pepper, Pep, Pepsi, Peppy Baby, etc.) just a couple hours before concluding that sheltering in my home office while people shoot off fireworks is an option she’d like to redeem.
Guess who’s been inside most of the day?
Guess who’s been inside most of the day?
July 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
#caturday even though this photo was taken yesterday. My resident stray (Pepper, Pep, Pepsi, Peppy Baby, etc.) just a couple hours before concluding that sheltering in my home office while people shoot off fireworks is an option she’d like to redeem.
Guess who’s been inside most of the day?
Guess who’s been inside most of the day?
Guard ur titties girlies
July 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Guard ur titties girlies
I do not know why men are so comfortable with openly picking their noses on public transit
July 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I do not know why men are so comfortable with openly picking their noses on public transit
In case anyone wanted to know, the melon head on a beluga whale feels kind of like a hard boiled egg
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
In case anyone wanted to know, the melon head on a beluga whale feels kind of like a hard boiled egg
Why not just add ranch dressing too
I am so sorry for being white because I just saw a roll with melted mozzarella cheese on the menu of a sushi joint
June 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Why not just add ranch dressing too
I am so sorry for being white because I just saw a roll with melted mozzarella cheese on the menu of a sushi joint
June 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I am so sorry for being white because I just saw a roll with melted mozzarella cheese on the menu of a sushi joint
Checking on my immigration attorney friends… are yall ok?
June 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Checking on my immigration attorney friends… are yall ok?
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Congratulations on being sworn in today to @brandon.boomajoom.com! Time to update your bio now… 🩷 so proud of you!!!!
May 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Congratulations on being sworn in today to @brandon.boomajoom.com! Time to update your bio now… 🩷 so proud of you!!!!
I miss my Lucy.
Today I lost my best friend Lucy, she had cancer and in the past week it went very fast. Appreciate good thoughts and hug your cats closer tonight for me.
May 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I miss my Lucy.
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I’ve seen @brandon.boomajoom.com working SO hard for so long. I really cannot express how proud I am of him, to conquer this evil exam at a time when it was so badly administered. He won’t say it but I will: he did it ALL with all odds against him. I love you, Brandon!
May 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’ve seen @brandon.boomajoom.com working SO hard for so long. I really cannot express how proud I am of him, to conquer this evil exam at a time when it was so badly administered. He won’t say it but I will: he did it ALL with all odds against him. I love you, Brandon!
Boyfriend is gonna be an entire ATTORNEY omg I am so fucking proud!!!!
The name above appears on the pass list for the February 2025 California Bar Examination.
May 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Boyfriend is gonna be an entire ATTORNEY omg I am so fucking proud!!!!
@jortsthecat.bsky.social hey Jorts I need a new calendar from you!! Did I miss it already?
April 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@jortsthecat.bsky.social hey Jorts I need a new calendar from you!! Did I miss it already?
Measles has the chance to do the funniest thing right now apnews.com/article/meas...
RFK Jr. visits epicenter of Texas measles outbreak after death of second child who was infected
U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. visited Seminole, the epicenter of the measles outbreak, which started in late January and continues to swell — with nearly 500 cases in Texas alone.
apnews.com
April 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Measles has the chance to do the funniest thing right now apnews.com/article/meas...
Elon is like if Rodney Dangerfield was serious
February 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Elon is like if Rodney Dangerfield was serious
Very weird thing about losing Lucy. I think my other cat Ricky is glad that she’s gone. I hate to say it, but it is the truth lol
February 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Very weird thing about losing Lucy. I think my other cat Ricky is glad that she’s gone. I hate to say it, but it is the truth lol
This photo makes me feel a lot of things
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This photo makes me feel a lot of things
Cleopatra movie: starring Zendaya. Directed by Sofia Coppola. Score by Trent Reznor
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Cleopatra movie: starring Zendaya. Directed by Sofia Coppola. Score by Trent Reznor
It’s been one month since you passed and I’m only now able to speak of you and not cry. But man, I miss you. I love you forever, Lucy.
January 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s been one month since you passed and I’m only now able to speak of you and not cry. But man, I miss you. I love you forever, Lucy.
I have seen The Substance many times now because I am obsessed with it, but tomorrow will be the first time I see it on the big screen. I think I’ll try to finish my snacks before the last half hour.
January 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I have seen The Substance many times now because I am obsessed with it, but tomorrow will be the first time I see it on the big screen. I think I’ll try to finish my snacks before the last half hour.
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She can fix me
January 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
She can fix me
I could really use some help with this. I ordered a ring that uses a tiny bit of her ashes, but it will take at least two months
Hi. I brought Lucy home this week and I’m looking for a tattoo artist around the Chicago area who is comfortable incorporating her ashes into ink for a pawprint tattoo. Could maybe also use help preparing the image for the artist
January 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I could really use some help with this. I ordered a ring that uses a tiny bit of her ashes, but it will take at least two months