Chris
@inevitablychris.bsky.social
🇦🇺 AU + 🇳🇿 NZ
🏳️🌈 He/Him
🐶 Dad to Otis & Finley the whippets
👬🏻 Husband to scottyinoz.bsky.social
📍Naarm (Melbourne), Australia
🗣️日本語でどうぞ
🏳️🌈 He/Him
🐶 Dad to Otis & Finley the whippets
👬🏻 Husband to scottyinoz.bsky.social
📍Naarm (Melbourne), Australia
🗣️日本語でどうぞ
Oh YES!! Been waiting for this
IMAX confirms multiple Studio Ghibli films will get 4K restorations and hit theaters in 2026 🍿
Studio Ghibli is directly overseeing the restorations
(via Deadline)
Studio Ghibli is directly overseeing the restorations
(via Deadline)
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Oh YES!! Been waiting for this
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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In the ultra niche crossover world of coffee + science, Hoffmann answers “what if we CT scan a puck?” ☕️🥼
youtu.be/CX-aoSKLRzg
youtu.be/CX-aoSKLRzg
Inside Espresso Pucks With A CT Scanner
YouTube video by James Hoffmann
youtu.be
September 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
In the ultra niche crossover world of coffee + science, Hoffmann answers “what if we CT scan a puck?” ☕️🥼
youtu.be/CX-aoSKLRzg
youtu.be/CX-aoSKLRzg
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Australia’s official response to Donald J. Trump getting upset at our ABC reporters question.
September 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Australia’s official response to Donald J. Trump getting upset at our ABC reporters question.
This Melbourne weather is insane
September 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This Melbourne weather is insane
American politicians currently, after decades of rejecting even the most basic of 2nd amendment reform
September 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
American politicians currently, after decades of rejecting even the most basic of 2nd amendment reform
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For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
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Someone showed me this meme the other day...
July 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Someone showed me this meme the other day...
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This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)
June 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)
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Dutton: we must cut public sector jobs
Voters of Dickson: ok
Dutton: OH NO
Voters of Dickson: ok
Dutton: OH NO
May 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Dutton: we must cut public sector jobs
Voters of Dickson: ok
Dutton: OH NO
Voters of Dickson: ok
Dutton: OH NO
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
The world: Liz Truss and her lettuce-based mini budget is a textbook case on how to quickly cause a market crash.
USA: Hold my beer…
USA: Hold my beer…
April 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The world: Liz Truss and her lettuce-based mini budget is a textbook case on how to quickly cause a market crash.
USA: Hold my beer…
USA: Hold my beer…
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A comic about Artax
April 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A comic about Artax
I have a friend who met her quite a number of years after this was filmed, and said it to her. She apparently had no recollection of it at all & just though he was an absolute mad-man 🤣
Shut up, Patti LuPone! Shut your brassy, magnificent trap! I don’t wanna hear you sing. I don’t wanna cut your hair. And I certainly don’t wanna hear you sing while I’m cutting your hair! Got it?! Now I’m talking to my best friend, so stand back, Buenos Aires!
March 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I have a friend who met her quite a number of years after this was filmed, and said it to her. She apparently had no recollection of it at all & just though he was an absolute mad-man 🤣
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If you're the person that encourages people to not purchase Harry Potter items as it benefits JK Rowling, but you still use Facebook, Twitter or Instagram, then you need to go have a long hard look in the mirror.
Whilst youre there, you can also put on your clown wig and nose.
Whilst youre there, you can also put on your clown wig and nose.
February 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you're the person that encourages people to not purchase Harry Potter items as it benefits JK Rowling, but you still use Facebook, Twitter or Instagram, then you need to go have a long hard look in the mirror.
Whilst youre there, you can also put on your clown wig and nose.
Whilst youre there, you can also put on your clown wig and nose.
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The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
🎢💚💖
now this is what i call content
Defying Gravity | Synchronized Roller Coasters (Wicked)
YouTube video by Tube Cody
youtu.be
January 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
🎢💚💖
Our weather here is nothing if not interesting! Where else can you live where it’s sunny, 41°C, and raining simultaneously?
Summer in Melbourne.
Got up & put washing on the line, it was raining, but also hot. Washing will be fine.
It’s been 40°c. Has rained five times. Washing is so dry it may crumble to ash by the time it cools down enough for me to go out and get it.
Rained again while I was typing.
Washing still dry.
Got up & put washing on the line, it was raining, but also hot. Washing will be fine.
It’s been 40°c. Has rained five times. Washing is so dry it may crumble to ash by the time it cools down enough for me to go out and get it.
Rained again while I was typing.
Washing still dry.
January 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Our weather here is nothing if not interesting! Where else can you live where it’s sunny, 41°C, and raining simultaneously?
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A November 1938 cartoon by New Zealander David Low in the Evening Standard, referring to Neville Chamberlain's policy of appeasement to Nazi Germany. Famously, Lord Halifax told Low it would be easier to promote peace 'if his cartoons did not irritate the Nazis.'
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A November 1938 cartoon by New Zealander David Low in the Evening Standard, referring to Neville Chamberlain's policy of appeasement to Nazi Germany. Famously, Lord Halifax told Low it would be easier to promote peace 'if his cartoons did not irritate the Nazis.'