Liam
@ineptcornflakes.bsky.social
Floating through life with a Nat 1 Charisma check.
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There's no feeling quite as awkward as having to cancel a charity donation.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There's no feeling quite as awkward as having to cancel a charity donation.
Radiator pants - my favourite time of year!
October 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Radiator pants - my favourite time of year!
Today at work I have sent 2 Blazing Saddles GIFs, advised a colleague to take their keyboard and place it somewhere potentially uncomfortable, threatened my manager with a good time, and spent an hour moving files from one person to another one at a time.
October 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Today at work I have sent 2 Blazing Saddles GIFs, advised a colleague to take their keyboard and place it somewhere potentially uncomfortable, threatened my manager with a good time, and spent an hour moving files from one person to another one at a time.
My good god, Yodel really are shit. Driver's been sitting in the same spot for an hour and a half. Apparently I'm 8 stop away.
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My good god, Yodel really are shit. Driver's been sitting in the same spot for an hour and a half. Apparently I'm 8 stop away.
A 1 hour long version of GCN Baby Park? Oh yes.
September 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
A 1 hour long version of GCN Baby Park? Oh yes.
I'm 36 and it's been just over 18 years since I moved to England. Does this make me English now?
September 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm 36 and it's been just over 18 years since I moved to England. Does this make me English now?
The Switch 2 release is 3 days away and I am AMPED. Can't wait to play Zelda 2 in 4K.
June 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The Switch 2 release is 3 days away and I am AMPED. Can't wait to play Zelda 2 in 4K.
Birthday! 36 today and I woke up with a bad back and sore hip.
Send snacks and paracetamol.
Send snacks and paracetamol.
May 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Birthday! 36 today and I woke up with a bad back and sore hip.
Send snacks and paracetamol.
Send snacks and paracetamol.
Ugh, I need to get in shape. I'm slowly turning into an amorphous blob with hair, eyes, and teeth.
May 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ugh, I need to get in shape. I'm slowly turning into an amorphous blob with hair, eyes, and teeth.
-Happy Scottish noises-
April 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
-Happy Scottish noises-
Anyone else's pet sit in a really weird way?
April 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Anyone else's pet sit in a really weird way?
I've had to increase my Kindle's font size by two points so I can read it without my glasses on.
Is this my mid-30s? Just accepting my own deterioration?
Is this my mid-30s? Just accepting my own deterioration?
March 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I've had to increase my Kindle's font size by two points so I can read it without my glasses on.
Is this my mid-30s? Just accepting my own deterioration?
Is this my mid-30s? Just accepting my own deterioration?
Cher: If I could turn back time
Me: *happy velociraptor sounds*
Me: *happy velociraptor sounds*
February 1, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Cher: If I could turn back time
Me: *happy velociraptor sounds*
Me: *happy velociraptor sounds*
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Someone sent a 44MB email at 5pm and bricked the company. Send help. And wine.
January 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Someone sent a 44MB email at 5pm and bricked the company. Send help. And wine.
I'm so excited to build this!
January 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm so excited to build this!
I'm ill, send memes.
January 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I'm ill, send memes.
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I’ll rant properly later, but for now:
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’ll rant properly later, but for now:
The only natural light I have access to today. It's 8:23am in the UK and not horribly overcast.
January 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The only natural light I have access to today. It's 8:23am in the UK and not horribly overcast.
