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it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
i have a funny feeling i’m going to eat food today
November 28, 2024 at 3:55 PM
i have a funny feeling i’m going to eat food today
you know what they say
November 25, 2024 at 1:20 AM
you know what they say
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activating my almonds
November 24, 2024 at 6:02 AM
activating my almonds
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9/11 jokes piss me off. they make me want to fly a plane in a building! i'm playin. i'm plane 😭 nah im joking
November 24, 2024 at 5:38 AM
9/11 jokes piss me off. they make me want to fly a plane in a building! i'm playin. i'm plane 😭 nah im joking
“women in stem”. “women in field”. what are you a tree 🌳
November 23, 2024 at 4:58 PM
“women in stem”. “women in field”. what are you a tree 🌳
i love being happy. but i hate being sad
November 23, 2024 at 2:34 AM
i love being happy. but i hate being sad
i’m gonna do things tonight. probably tomorrow too
November 22, 2024 at 3:48 PM
i’m gonna do things tonight. probably tomorrow too
saw a guy holding a lunchbox today
November 21, 2024 at 10:49 PM
saw a guy holding a lunchbox today
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- we hate you and want to destroy you
- OK what if I meet you halfway? I'm willing to give up a little if it means a peaceful resolution.
- thank you for your compliance. You have made it much easier to hate and destroy you
- OK what if I meet you halfway? I'm willing to give up a little if it means a peaceful resolution.
- thank you for your compliance. You have made it much easier to hate and destroy you
November 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
- we hate you and want to destroy you
- OK what if I meet you halfway? I'm willing to give up a little if it means a peaceful resolution.
- thank you for your compliance. You have made it much easier to hate and destroy you
- OK what if I meet you halfway? I'm willing to give up a little if it means a peaceful resolution.
- thank you for your compliance. You have made it much easier to hate and destroy you
guy named Jimbordius: hey man it’s a family tradition leave me alone
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
guy named Jimbordius: hey man it’s a family tradition leave me alone
you can’t see but i’m flipping you off right now. yeah you. that’s right
November 20, 2024 at 3:08 PM
you can’t see but i’m flipping you off right now. yeah you. that’s right
did you knows? did you knows that. when yous nose run, yours nose need blows or it will be come a hose. a hose of gross
November 20, 2024 at 1:37 PM
did you knows? did you knows that. when yous nose run, yours nose need blows or it will be come a hose. a hose of gross
somebody stole my shmungus…….
November 19, 2024 at 2:20 PM
somebody stole my shmungus…….
bluesky is a game and i’m the penis
November 19, 2024 at 2:14 PM
bluesky is a game and i’m the penis
i’m a gummy bear oh oh i’m a gummy bear
November 18, 2024 at 4:00 AM
i’m a gummy bear oh oh i’m a gummy bear
“suck it up butter cup” shut up. i am not a “buttercup”. even if i were, i wouldn’t be able to suck ANYTHING up. inanimate objects can’t do that. it’s not possible. you have no idea what you’re talking about
November 17, 2024 at 7:33 PM
“suck it up butter cup” shut up. i am not a “buttercup”. even if i were, i wouldn’t be able to suck ANYTHING up. inanimate objects can’t do that. it’s not possible. you have no idea what you’re talking about
i love posting. i will be posting until i die
November 17, 2024 at 4:21 PM
i love posting. i will be posting until i die