Holy shit, this guy can’t get past the “…in about two weeks” thing, can he?
April 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Holy shit, this guy can’t get past the “…in about two weeks” thing, can he?
May sarcasm forever RIP.
It died in 2016.
It died in 2016.
January 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
May sarcasm forever RIP.
It died in 2016.
It died in 2016.
Anyone else ever notice that you could slap a wig, glasses and lipstick on Kennedy, and he’d be a spitting image of Mrs. Doubtfire?
Check it out the next time you see him, and tell me I’m not wrong.
Check it out the next time you see him, and tell me I’m not wrong.
January 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Anyone else ever notice that you could slap a wig, glasses and lipstick on Kennedy, and he’d be a spitting image of Mrs. Doubtfire?
Check it out the next time you see him, and tell me I’m not wrong.
Check it out the next time you see him, and tell me I’m not wrong.
In the immortal words of Nigel Tufnel:
“Too much fucking perspective.”
“Too much fucking perspective.”
January 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
In the immortal words of Nigel Tufnel:
“Too much fucking perspective.”
“Too much fucking perspective.”
Yeah, he’ll be trying to fuck them.
December 21, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Yeah, he’ll be trying to fuck them.
Capitalization is important, too…
…like that one time I helped my Uncle jack off that horse.
…like that one time I helped my Uncle jack off that horse.
December 21, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Capitalization is important, too…
…like that one time I helped my Uncle jack off that horse.
…like that one time I helped my Uncle jack off that horse.
Guaranteed not a dry seat in that studio.
December 11, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Guaranteed not a dry seat in that studio.
Was the guy *always* this fucking Karl Childers lookin’, or did it happen post-stroke?
COVID must’ve really messed with my judgement, but I bet he’s a wiz at small engine repair.
COVID must’ve really messed with my judgement, but I bet he’s a wiz at small engine repair.
December 11, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Was the guy *always* this fucking Karl Childers lookin’, or did it happen post-stroke?
COVID must’ve really messed with my judgement, but I bet he’s a wiz at small engine repair.
COVID must’ve really messed with my judgement, but I bet he’s a wiz at small engine repair.
They have a popular saying in Utah:
“Fuck Mike Lee”
I think this applies here, as everywhere, and I’m really hoping this simple phrase gains national traction.
“Fuck Mike Lee”
I think this applies here, as everywhere, and I’m really hoping this simple phrase gains national traction.
December 5, 2024 at 4:49 PM
They have a popular saying in Utah:
“Fuck Mike Lee”
I think this applies here, as everywhere, and I’m really hoping this simple phrase gains national traction.
“Fuck Mike Lee”
I think this applies here, as everywhere, and I’m really hoping this simple phrase gains national traction.
For all of you “protest vote” clowns… here’s the prize at the bottom of the 2024 election cereal box:
December 2, 2024 at 6:09 AM
For all of you “protest vote” clowns… here’s the prize at the bottom of the 2024 election cereal box:
The one on the right looks just like Stephen Miller. 😀
December 2, 2024 at 12:42 AM
The one on the right looks just like Stephen Miller. 😀
November 30, 2024 at 9:54 PM
It’s nice you let Him into you, but did you insist that He enter through your back door? 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 5:29 AM
It’s nice you let Him into you, but did you insist that He enter through your back door? 🤣
Wait… Jesus came on your back?!
November 30, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Wait… Jesus came on your back?!
Timely reference on Thanksgiving weekend.
Well done!
(Your post… and also the vehicle in question)
Well done!
(Your post… and also the vehicle in question)
November 30, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Timely reference on Thanksgiving weekend.
Well done!
(Your post… and also the vehicle in question)
Well done!
(Your post… and also the vehicle in question)
May it rest in piss.
💭s and 🙏s. 🤣
💭s and 🙏s. 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 4:28 AM
May it rest in piss.
💭s and 🙏s. 🤣
💭s and 🙏s. 🤣
Remember, Senator… Slow, deep breaths.
That tank needs to last 18 holes.
That tank needs to last 18 holes.
November 23, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Remember, Senator… Slow, deep breaths.
That tank needs to last 18 holes.
That tank needs to last 18 holes.
I absolutely *hate* being put into a situation where it could even look like I’m stanning for Ronald Reagan…. but Reagan wouldn’t have pissed on these MAGAts if they were on fire.
November 22, 2024 at 6:33 AM
I absolutely *hate* being put into a situation where it could even look like I’m stanning for Ronald Reagan…. but Reagan wouldn’t have pissed on these MAGAts if they were on fire.
You seem to spend a *lot* of time thinking/talking about semen.
Something going down in your personal life?
Something going down in your personal life?
November 22, 2024 at 2:57 AM
You seem to spend a *lot* of time thinking/talking about semen.
Something going down in your personal life?
Something going down in your personal life?