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it’s giving
It’s the letter from James Bailey, general counsel for the Cleveland Browns responding to a complaint about people throwing paper airplanes in the stadium. His reply in total, reads “Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
imyournew.dad
saw this in a discord
skeleton squatting a bunch of weight with text that says: Microsoft is a Corporation that turns "Microsoft CEO claims 30% of its new code is written by AI" into "Microsoft confirms Windows 11 October 2025 Update breaks WinRE(Recovery) input", "Windows 11 update breaks localhost, prompting mass uninstall workaround", "Windows 11 Media Creation Tool Not Working on Windows 10 PCs", "Windows 11 24H2 and 25H2 Updates Break IIS Websites After Patch Tuesday", and "Microsoft Security Update Causes Active Directory Sync Failures on Windows Server" headlines
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
imyournew.dad
me omw to steal your girl
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
imyournew.dad
it sucks so bad that the brand of fascism crushing the US is “Brain Poisoned Anime Antichrist”.
Mark Renton from Trainspotting lamenting that the Scottish couldn’t even find a decent culture to be colonised by.
October 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
imyournew.dad
what are the odds that the kiss emoji increases the hit rate from job spam texts?
A job recruiting spam (scam?) text that starts with 😘 The rest of the text is immaterial, you’ve probably gotten a thousand of these.
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
imyournew.dad
facebook marketplace listing for an "Office chair" which is just a bike saddle mounted on the wheelie part of an office chair. List price is $20.
September 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
imyournew.dad
❤️
Baby, the calico cat, hanging off the side of the couch, one paw stretched out.
August 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
imyournew.dad
a tweet I still think about, you say?
Tweet by Twitter User Sebastian Castillo (@bartlebytaco): it's catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend
August 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
imyournew.dad
this is what they took from you
the meowscular chef from Monster Hunter: World
March 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
imyournew.dad
Maa from Nyanko Days has spilled her juice. mods? MODS?
February 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
imyournew.dad
I made a meme about the situation and its impossible to overstate how literal i'm being
A 2 frame meme. The top frame has a guy from a Flex Tape Infomercial about to slap a piece of flex tape on a giant cylinder of water with a hole in it. The column of water is labeled "My shower drain pipe with a hole in it" and the informercial guy is labelled "My landlord applying flex tape". The bottom frame is a closeup shot of the man's hand making contact with the giant column of water, applying the flex tape. The point of contact is labelled "See you in six months I guess"
February 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
imyournew.dad
Eagles Meme with three sections. First section reads “oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play”, second reads “nice we’re winning”, final reads “nice we won”
January 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
imyournew.dad
capitalism breeds uuhhhhhh
Photo of a grocery store shelf stocked with Cheetos brand Flamin’ Hot Mac’n Cheese
December 24, 2024 at 1:09 PM
imyournew.dad
just this, and then give me a setting to block the bottom one. ez
December 22, 2024 at 11:18 PM
imyournew.dad
lol holy shit
Something Awful Forums Poster Teen Witch (regdate Oct 9 2012) posts: Last year was Kissinger, so say what you will about Spotify Wrapped day but it does seem to please the people
December 5, 2024 at 4:44 AM
imyournew.dad
the passive skill tree looks like this, and there's another passive tree you unlock at the end of the campaign that affects the mechanics in the end game maps you run. There are in depth crafting mechanics. You can mix and match Skill and Support gems to alter skill behavior and damage.
all ~1400 skills in the Path of Exile Skill Tree
November 14, 2024 at 7:08 PM
imyournew.dad
it would be this but with way more polygons.
A screengrab of the Farsight, an alien railgun that shoots through walls, from N64 game Perfect Dark
October 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM
imyournew.dad
*primal scream*
It’s a super closeup of my cat Baby’s face. She’s calico and she’s got little whiskers and a little pink and black mottled nose i love her so fucking much
October 9, 2024 at 2:55 AM
imyournew.dad
excuse me?
Screencap of the Wikipedia article for Dandadan. Highlighted text: "the overarching plot themes include retrieval of Takakura's testicles"
October 4, 2024 at 12:55 AM
imyournew.dad
as a citizen of philadelphia
it's the gimly legolas "never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf" meme but it says Gimli: Never thought I'd die canvassing for a politician Legolas: What about for a poster? Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
August 21, 2024 at 2:40 AM
imyournew.dad
Something Awful Forums Poster mystes says: Australia simply doesn't have the budget to hire better breakdancers thanks to raygunomics
August 19, 2024 at 1:55 AM
imyournew.dad
tfw the cat looks at you with an air of slight disapproval
it’s my beautiful calico cat named Baby sitting on the armrest of our sofa barreling the camera.
August 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
imyournew.dad
it’s… She.
Adorable calico cat named Baby laying on a gray sofa. Her tummy is out and she is resting her head on my hand and looking at the camera.
August 5, 2024 at 2:33 AM
imyournew.dad
there she is
Baby laying in my lap with her claws dig into my knee (cutely)
May 13, 2024 at 3:13 PM
imyournew.dad
very excited to see Baby tomorrow
A photo of my calico cat “Baby” curled up on a couch cushion looking right at the camera. Taken by the cat-sitter.
May 13, 2024 at 1:40 AM