Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape
imyournew.dad
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape
@imyournew.dad
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
left the house like 28 hours ago and: I miss my cat
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
my parents got a puppy that is 100% adorable and 95% Demon
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
every time my cat sits on my lap I turn into Jodie Foster in Contact, just staring in awe at the beauty of it all, weeping
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Netflix creating “Netflix House“, essentially a movie theater with showings, events, and whatever else is already a very funny proposition, but launching the first location in ”Philadelphia” but putting it in King of Prussia is KILLING me.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the zapruder film? oh for sure man, I loved House of Leaves
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Many people today will be citing the 5th Poster’s Right of You Can‘t Make Me Read That, but the case law dictates that the I Had To See It So You Have To See It principle trumps.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I want the Gabe Cube NOW
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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C-Suite using ChatGPT to ask how can they alienate their workers from their labour becoming admissible evidence in court is literally the top tier acceptable use case of this tech
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich

CHOTINER: because you solved it

ME: the lament configuration, yeah

CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…

ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…

CHOTINER: …and that was your pain

ME: you’re making it trivial
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
thinking about webbed site
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the “bitch gonna step on my fucking toe, bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots, bitch disGUSting” vine belongs in a museum
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the problem with moderation decisions on bsky is that it's an open protocol, everything from likes to follows to blocks is public information, except mod decisions. In this essay I propose a sort of public ban/suspension record for each user. A sort of Rap Sheet, if you will.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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It’s time to heal 🙏
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
every NoSql db i’ve ever encountered has made my life measurably worse
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Again Mr Zorhan my country Philadelphia yearns for freedom!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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inspired by @dialacina.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM