vakan (tanuki return)
@imvakan.bsky.social
they call me mister beebo.
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23 years on this barren rock
18+ Only
He/Him
hey, are you gonna eat that?
pfp by @dullvivid.bsky.social
banner by @mofumusubi.bsky.social
23 years on this barren rock
18+ Only
He/Him
hey, are you gonna eat that?
this is so fucking good oh my gOD
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this is so fucking good oh my gOD
I feel like if I tried that playfully she'd genuinely suplex me. Like "oh haha gotcha!" And then I get hip checked and fucking elbow dropped
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I feel like if I tried that playfully she'd genuinely suplex me. Like "oh haha gotcha!" And then I get hip checked and fucking elbow dropped
HYOOOJ gator.... this fuckin' rules need to get deathrolled by this woman immediately
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
HYOOOJ gator.... this fuckin' rules need to get deathrolled by this woman immediately
Im always saying this!
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Im always saying this!
thank YOU for your amazing critters and also for being awesome !!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
thank YOU for your amazing critters and also for being awesome !!!
I have never purchased something as fast as this
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have never purchased something as fast as this
rolls into your kitchen and eats all your food
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
rolls into your kitchen and eats all your food
YEAAGHAHAHAHA
senator Armstrong plays college ball with the rear axle assembly of your entire fucking car asmr
senator Armstrong plays college ball with the rear axle assembly of your entire fucking car asmr
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
YEAAGHAHAHAHA
senator Armstrong plays college ball with the rear axle assembly of your entire fucking car asmr
senator Armstrong plays college ball with the rear axle assembly of your entire fucking car asmr
in your rearview all you see is a perfectly sculpted jawline and a toned, muscular form sprinting 85 mph at you to eat your back fender
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
in your rearview all you see is a perfectly sculpted jawline and a toned, muscular form sprinting 85 mph at you to eat your back fender
I just noticed the minutes listened disparity holy shit I listen to so much music
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I just noticed the minutes listened disparity holy shit I listen to so much music
heres mine if you wanna see:
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
heres mine if you wanna see:
Oh my god oh my god oh MY GOD
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oh my god oh my god oh MY GOD
literally cannot wait to sit this thing next to the other Kimberly standee and the fioner one too... the goober corner.
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
literally cannot wait to sit this thing next to the other Kimberly standee and the fioner one too... the goober corner.
Oh holy shit whoa
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Oh holy shit whoa
I will be in line excitedly to nab one, this design is SOOOOO good like omg youre so awesome
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I will be in line excitedly to nab one, this design is SOOOOO good like omg youre so awesome
begging on my hands and knees for the ability to get one like take my fuckinh money please god I love this so much (melodramatically, fake sobbing)
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
begging on my hands and knees for the ability to get one like take my fuckinh money please god I love this so much (melodramatically, fake sobbing)