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Nothing is more comical to me than adults throwing tantrums like high schoolers
Like you are fully 15 years older than me unfriending me on Facebook and removing me from a group page like I give a fat fuck😂😂
Like you are fully 15 years older than me unfriending me on Facebook and removing me from a group page like I give a fat fuck😂😂
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Nothing is more comical to me than adults throwing tantrums like high schoolers
Like you are fully 15 years older than me unfriending me on Facebook and removing me from a group page like I give a fat fuck😂😂
Like you are fully 15 years older than me unfriending me on Facebook and removing me from a group page like I give a fat fuck😂😂
Got a clot the size of fucking Texas out of a nose…
Now I’m eating Mac n cheese and watching My Neighbor Totoro
Now I’m eating Mac n cheese and watching My Neighbor Totoro
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Got a clot the size of fucking Texas out of a nose…
Now I’m eating Mac n cheese and watching My Neighbor Totoro
Now I’m eating Mac n cheese and watching My Neighbor Totoro
Just watched someone park in a handicap spot without a placard or tag and went, “that face card should get you a tag”
October 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Just watched someone park in a handicap spot without a placard or tag and went, “that face card should get you a tag”
I yearn for the old horse twitter days…
The island is calling name
The island is calling name
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I yearn for the old horse twitter days…
The island is calling name
The island is calling name
I’m so excited for the rapture tomorrow. It’ll be so quiet with them gone
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m so excited for the rapture tomorrow. It’ll be so quiet with them gone
Probably because I’m tall, but I’d pay a premium to be able to get a pedicure while I’m laying down
September 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Probably because I’m tall, but I’d pay a premium to be able to get a pedicure while I’m laying down
Love when people start a sentence with “I’m an empath…” because there’s an 8/10 chance their just manipulative as hell lol
September 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Love when people start a sentence with “I’m an empath…” because there’s an 8/10 chance their just manipulative as hell lol
Connections
Puzzle #795
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Puzzle #795
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August 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Connections
Puzzle #795
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Puzzle #795
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Wordle 1,517 6/6
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
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⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
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🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
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August 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wordle 1,517 6/6
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
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⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
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Waiting for this recruiter to call me to schedule an interview
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media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Waiting for this recruiter to call me to schedule an interview
“I really need you here working in person so that we can get things done”
Then explain to me why I drove over an hour to Marietta for you to have appointments for the majority of the time I’m working out of your home? Doing everything on the computer that I could be doing at home.
Then explain to me why I drove over an hour to Marietta for you to have appointments for the majority of the time I’m working out of your home? Doing everything on the computer that I could be doing at home.
August 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“I really need you here working in person so that we can get things done”
Then explain to me why I drove over an hour to Marietta for you to have appointments for the majority of the time I’m working out of your home? Doing everything on the computer that I could be doing at home.
Then explain to me why I drove over an hour to Marietta for you to have appointments for the majority of the time I’m working out of your home? Doing everything on the computer that I could be doing at home.
My phone is never this quiet during the day and I hate it
June 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My phone is never this quiet during the day and I hate it
Not my job thinking we could just ✨show up✨ to a restaurant with 30-something people for a happy hour😂😂😂
May 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not my job thinking we could just ✨show up✨ to a restaurant with 30-something people for a happy hour😂😂😂
Strands #430
“Training day”
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“Training day”
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May 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Strands #430
“Training day”
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“Training day”
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Connections
Puzzle #696
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Puzzle #696
🟩🟨🟨🟨
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May 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Connections
Puzzle #696
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Puzzle #696
🟩🟨🟨🟨
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🟪🟨🟪🟪
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Wordle 1,418 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩⬜🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
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May 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wordle 1,418 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
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Strands #428
“On the side”
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“On the side”
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May 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Strands #428
“On the side”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
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“On the side”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
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Connections
Puzzle #694
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Puzzle #694
🟨🟨🟨🟨
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May 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Connections
Puzzle #694
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Puzzle #694
🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Wordle 1,416 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
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May 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wordle 1,416 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
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9am is way too early for my GM to be randomly sexist about wine
May 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
9am is way too early for my GM to be randomly sexist about wine
Strands #424
“I get around”
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“I get around”
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May 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Strands #424
“I get around”
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“I get around”
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Connections
Puzzle #690
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Puzzle #690
🟨🟨🟨🟨
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May 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Connections
Puzzle #690
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Puzzle #690
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟦
🟩🟪🟩🟩
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Wordle 1,412 5/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨
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🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨
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May 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Wordle 1,412 5/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨
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🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
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Strands #419
“Face time”
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🔵🟡🔵
“Face time”
💡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🟡🔵
April 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Strands #419
“Face time”
💡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🟡🔵
“Face time”
💡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🟡🔵
Connections
Puzzle #685
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Puzzle #685
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪
April 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Connections
Puzzle #685
🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Puzzle #685
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