In this essay I will...

Stuff I think about when I'm high: if I ever die I want my obituary to be a dick pic, so the world knows it lost two legends

So, how long til the porn arrives?

Opinions are like assholes, fuck everyone's but mine

I have a challenge for y'all today. Borrow your white friend's phone today, go to X and type in the letters "Ni", then let auto correct decide if you're still friend's after that

Obligatory "no longer fucking with twitter/X" post