imissnormal.bsky.social
@imissnormal.bsky.social
Likes guitars, cats, accountable politicians, an end to genocide and maybe even freedom of movement and EU markets if we're lucky
My approval ratings are even higher than the last time I made them up
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
But economic growth in the UK economy is up 127% in imaginary terms

For more Reform brilliance check out their flawless executions so far in local govt
centralbylines.co.uk/politics/hav...
Have Reform UK Ltd’s county councils delivered on their promises?
A six-month review of Reform-led county councils explores how effectively they have delivered what they promised to their electors
centralbylines.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What a complete shitshow
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When I was ten years old I started a "bank" and got lots of my family to deposit money and then spent it all on chocolate bars and comics

I was a stable genius at ten it seems
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I used to be in disbelief that they dug up a pope in 897AD a year after his death, dressed him up and put him on trial for lying, corruption etc

It's sounding more and more reasonable were it to happen in a few years

www.youtube.com/shorts/tpuUm...
This dead pope was put…on trial??
YouTube video by Tom FitzGerald
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm sure the hollow promise of a $2000 check will suffice, it'll more than cover all medical bills if they know how to negotiate directly with the insurance company like he does
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
He also believes in an imaginary being up in the sky that allows pedophilia and watches you masturbate
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Kidneys belong in hell
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Netenyahu would claim they are living the dream with a 2 min walk to the beach
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Let's send in the troops so these radicals, criminals, rapists, lunatics never not hurt us again
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Dark Side of the Moon in the dark between good speakers with perhaps a suggestion of herbal seasoning to add to the atmosphere
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If you're driving and very tired looking for ways to stay alert till the next exit I noticed singing instantly wakes you up
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
jazz Harp, just wow!

I grewup with one of these at home my mum played but was into more welsh folk music, foot pedals looked a nightmare but these days I would have loved to expplore it more, can't remember if the red or the black strings were C?
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'd suggest starting with bunch of Police songs, So Lonely is a good one

Many of them are pretty straightforward as Sting sang and played bass at the same time although he can really play when he wants to, clever bastard
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Muslim 747's and airbases on US soil are fine too
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Universal healthcare free from the point of entry is paid by many whorarely need it

Democratic socialism at it's finest
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
If they said he was a paedophile he would be too afraid to press charges
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You're still gonna need medical treatment no matter how healthy you are, you'll just live longer and need the same amount if not more treatment on the long run
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Politics is a rigged game, some western nations will have violent and bloody revolutions at some point prompting others to sort their shit out or suffer the same fate

It's like geology, just a matter of pressure and time
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When you watch Armageddon or any random movie when there's a huge threat to global security and the president/situation-room has to step up and make a critical call, can you imagine the complete shitshow that would ensue were it to happen irl
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Very short lifespan for these incredible c5reatures

This doc film is well worth a watch

www.imdb.com/title/tt1288...
My Octopus Teacher (2020) ⭐ 8.1 | Documentary, Drama
1h 25m | TV-G
www.imdb.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Terrestial broadcasting is becoming irrelevant at a breathtaking pace

Not sure how a few remaining flagship programmes and Nigel Farage getting Sunday morning handjobs on Laura's couch can keep it afloat much longer
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I still can't believe everybody brought matching towels
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM