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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES
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Music critic who wrote for every publication you used to read.
CABBAGES is my hip-hop newsletter + rapper movie podcast.
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I said ooh, ooh-ooh
C'mon baby, turn the lights off
Ooh, ooh-ohh
Cause it's getting late
jimmy barnes over the rocks
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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to be honest nothings been right in this world since this happened
Jimmy Barnes belting out "Big Enough" over the mountains
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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if you see this post your favorite pokemon
ugly sonic the hedgehog
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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FUCK ICE tho
Spotify Wrapped screen grab where my top song of 2025 was Suck My Dick Hoe by Lil B, which shows just how little I use Spotify ICE's favorite music app
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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"Carti and baby before gta 6 is crazy"
YouTube comment: "Carti and baby before gta 6 is crazy"
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This is why 21 Savage is one of the greatest to ever do it.
a photo of rapper 21 Savage with a Genius lyric quote of his song "Runnin" that reads: "All my bitches got BBLs, all my bitches got butts (Straight Up)"
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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GANG SHIT THAT'S ALL I'M ON
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I don't miss Twitter especially because of what it has become but this might've been my greatest tweet
a tweet that reads "J. Cole fans be like" that features three images: a bookshelf, a reveal of the same bookshelf being two-dimensional standee, and a final shot of the back of the standee
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Ghost and Rae
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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POV: you realize that Wrestling Season of the CABBAGES Hip-Hop podcast debuts tomorrow, Oct. 14 www.youtube.com/channel/UCvB...
Roddy Piper lowering his sunglasses in the movie "They Live"
October 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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CABBAGES Season Premiere October 14

Watch full episode video on YouTube or listen wherever you get podcasts. www.youtube.com/@cabbageship...
a bearded man in a seersucker jacket and white button-down wearing glasses and a red "Hell Gate" hat stares off in front of a smoky lit background. ABOVE him reads A HIP HOP MOVIE PODCAST THE CABBAGES MACHINE WHERE KAYFABE MEETS KUBRICK MEETS KILLA CAM
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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On October 14, the CABBAGES Hip-Hop Podcast returns... with a vengeance.

Watch full episode video on YouTube or listen wherever you get podcasts.

#badmoviesgoodguests www.youtube.com/@cabbageship...
WHERE KAYFABE MEETS KUBRICK MEETS KILLA CAM
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Oh, and I'll just leave this here, re: Jasmine Ray and the perpetually disgraced Mayor Eric Adams.
Forgot where I’d heard that name before: “Jasmine Ray, the new Director of the Mayor’s Office of Sports, Wellness, and Recreation, was authorized to continue working as a consultant for the Cornerstone Daycare in Brooklyn. The previous year, when Ray served as the daycare’s executive director, she won a $4.7 million contract to provide pre-K services to New York City kids.” Five months after Ray took her new job at City Hall, the Cornerstone Daycare was temporarily shut down after health inspectors found some of the childcare staff were watching kids without paperwork documenting proper background checks. The Adams Administration would not say how long the closure lasted but said payment to the daycare was withheld for the days it was closed. Shawna Farquaharson said the daycare closure forced her to find alternative childcare for her son and she questioned whether City Hall was wise to allow Jasmine Ray to split time between two roles. “I feel like it took her away from Cornerstone a lot more. We needed her to step up and be the director of Cornerstone and she was not there for that,” said Farquaharson. Tina Graham, another parent who had to deal with the daycare closure, said she believed Jasmine Ray was still effectively managing the Pre-K program, even though the conflict waiver labeled her as a consultant. “She was still in charge. They would not make any big decisions without her,” Graham said. “I feel like she wanted the [City Hall] job, but she turned a blind eye to what was going on at the daycare.” After the Adams administration declined to share full records of the daycare inspections resulting in daycare service interruptions, the I-Team filed a request under New York’s Freedom of Information Law seeking those documents. Jasmine Ray declined the I-Team’s request for an interview, but in a written statement she suggested she had only a minor role at the daycare when it was temporarily closed down.
September 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
it's ILLMATIC, stupid
September 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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The time is near...

Listen to CABBAGES wherever you get podcasts, and watch full episode video on YouTube. www.youtube.com/@cabbageship...
a teaser-style movie poster of an empty wrestling ring, promoting the upcoming season of the CABBAGES Hip-Hop podcast, citing wrestling tag team legends The Rockers, The Hart Foundation, The Dudley Boyz, and Edge & Christian before declaring "Meet The Next Tag Team Champs."
September 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?

Grandma's Boy (2006) and Strange Wilderness (2008)
scene from Grandma's Boy scene from Strange Wilderness
July 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I especially enjoyed this part, a confirmation that when I was a teenager in NYC's industrial/goth clubs I was dancing the hardest to anti-fascist music.
quote from The Quietus' obit: "Douglas McCarthy’s politics were shaped by his dad. He was only 16 when Nitzer Ebb formed, and in early live recordings his voice was noticeably squeakier than it eventually became on record. There is some audio doing the rounds of an early gig in Chelmsford. Introducing ‘Violent Playground’, McCarthy, only 17, stands up to fascism: “At this point I’d like to make sure that no one makes the grave mistake of thinking we’re Nazis or fascists: because no one in their right fucking mind’s a fascist!” Given the violence that often erupted in their audiences, this was a bold move."
June 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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New episode of the CABBAGES podcast coming tomorrow. Catch up now because this one is a wild ride. www.youtube.com/@cabbageship...
Nigel Hawthorne and Wesley Snipes
April 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from
Eddie Murphy and Louie Anderson at McDowells in the movie COMING TO AMERICA
April 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Radio Free CABBAGES is back on the air at Newtown Radio today from 5PM-7PM EST. Jeff will be spinning the best in new underground hip-hop/rap while I interview the Brooklyn-based PTP affiliate AMILES about their new album 'Aight So Boom.' Tune in to the livestream this afternoon! newtownradio.com
April 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Good morning say it back
Slim Thug in the “Still Tippin” music video
March 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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These are my memoirs boxd.it/1HltJ
March 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
MEAT LOAF BAT OUT OF HELL 2
March 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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When Dan Aykroyd met Shock G…

Watch this full episode of CABBAGES, a Hip-Hop Movie Podcast, on YouTube and Spotify, or listen wherever you get pods. youtu.be/E6_1JeEVShU?...
March 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM