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mathew inkson
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he/him of lutruwita/Tasmania

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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
@danbarrett.au Every time I order the salt and pepper squid I think of that one episode I watched on a Vault of Horror VHS. I think I rented out a few volumes, but that's the only one I remember.
February 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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OpenAI right now
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Whittled down my favourite pop #music of the year.

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Favourite songs of 2024 | Mathew Inkson
Ten twenty twenty-four tunes tallied.
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January 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
It's looking like we won't need the sixth test in Bellerive next week. #AUSvIND
January 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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We saw you from across the pool and we really dig your vibe #auspol #bobhawke #goughwhitlam #ericwalsh #mickyoung
January 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Can't believe that this is tonight.
December 31, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Folks are calling Konstas "The Royal Hobart Hospital" because his ramping is out of control. #AUSvIND
December 26, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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getting two video games at christmas used to be the highlight of the year. i couldn’t sleep for days leading up to getting roughly $100 of video games. but today i can use AI to generate an image of me receiving three video games, whenever i want
December 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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If you open one door and it has Hitler behind it you should switch your door.
December 22, 2024 at 6:27 AM
incensed that time magazine awarded insect of the year to "the mosquito" for the 97th time in a row
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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*Abbott and Costello in 1600s Japan*
C: can you tell me what the murder weapon was?
A: shuriken
C: great what was it?
A: shuriken
C: If you can then why don’t you?
A: do what?
C: tell me what the murder weapon was
A: I just did
C: then tell me
A: shuriken
*Costello decapitates Abbott with a katana*
December 11, 2024 at 2:02 AM
goldilocks is about how prestige drama resolutions went from 4:3 to 16:9 to an event horizon of video in the middle of my tv
December 8, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Old but new to me: following the first link from ~97% of Wikipedia pages eventually leads to the Philosophy article
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Wikipedia:Getting to Philosophy - Wikipedia
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December 5, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Multiple versions of this song are in my top 5. Thanks, insistent toddler.
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:36 AM
The 11yo is having coco pops for the first time. I wondered if my draconian crackdown on ads in the house may have been too successful after he quickly scanned the box and said, "apparently you can make a milkshake with this?"
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Dear Hollywood, you don't have to include the country when naming the most famous example of a city eg. "London, England" or "Berlin, Germany" or "Paris, Texas".
November 27, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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Rainy day currawong
November 27, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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OK, new idea. The social media platforms should implement age assurance by following the 80s/90s video game model...

#auspol #socialmedia
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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25 years later, the people yearn for the effectiveness and utility of Word 97
THROW OUT YOUR SOFTWARE
November 26, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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INTERVIEWER: What is most important to you when considering a new position?
ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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We finished the first season of Kaos this evening. I do not understand why it didn't get picked up for a second season, who is making these decisions and why isn't it me?
November 24, 2024 at 6:16 AM