mathew inkson
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@danbarrett.au Every time I order the salt and pepper squid I think of that one episode I watched on a Vault of Horror VHS. I think I rented out a few volumes, but that's the only one I remember.
February 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@danbarrett.au Every time I order the salt and pepper squid I think of that one episode I watched on a Vault of Horror VHS. I think I rented out a few volumes, but that's the only one I remember.
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Favourite songs of 2024 | Mathew Inkson
Ten twenty twenty-four tunes tallied.
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January 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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We saw you from across the pool and we really dig your vibe #auspol #bobhawke #goughwhitlam #ericwalsh #mickyoung
January 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
We saw you from across the pool and we really dig your vibe #auspol #bobhawke #goughwhitlam #ericwalsh #mickyoung
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Can't believe that this is tonight.
December 31, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Can't believe that this is tonight.
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getting two video games at christmas used to be the highlight of the year. i couldn’t sleep for days leading up to getting roughly $100 of video games. but today i can use AI to generate an image of me receiving three video games, whenever i want
December 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
getting two video games at christmas used to be the highlight of the year. i couldn’t sleep for days leading up to getting roughly $100 of video games. but today i can use AI to generate an image of me receiving three video games, whenever i want
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If you open one door and it has Hitler behind it you should switch your door.
December 22, 2024 at 6:27 AM
If you open one door and it has Hitler behind it you should switch your door.
incensed that time magazine awarded insect of the year to "the mosquito" for the 97th time in a row
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 AM
incensed that time magazine awarded insect of the year to "the mosquito" for the 97th time in a row
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*Abbott and Costello in 1600s Japan*
C: can you tell me what the murder weapon was?
A: shuriken
C: great what was it?
A: shuriken
C: If you can then why don’t you?
A: do what?
C: tell me what the murder weapon was
A: I just did
C: then tell me
A: shuriken
*Costello decapitates Abbott with a katana*
C: can you tell me what the murder weapon was?
A: shuriken
C: great what was it?
A: shuriken
C: If you can then why don’t you?
A: do what?
C: tell me what the murder weapon was
A: I just did
C: then tell me
A: shuriken
*Costello decapitates Abbott with a katana*
December 11, 2024 at 2:02 AM
*Abbott and Costello in 1600s Japan*
C: can you tell me what the murder weapon was?
A: shuriken
C: great what was it?
A: shuriken
C: If you can then why don’t you?
A: do what?
C: tell me what the murder weapon was
A: I just did
C: then tell me
A: shuriken
*Costello decapitates Abbott with a katana*
C: can you tell me what the murder weapon was?
A: shuriken
C: great what was it?
A: shuriken
C: If you can then why don’t you?
A: do what?
C: tell me what the murder weapon was
A: I just did
C: then tell me
A: shuriken
*Costello decapitates Abbott with a katana*
goldilocks is about how prestige drama resolutions went from 4:3 to 16:9 to an event horizon of video in the middle of my tv
December 8, 2024 at 12:10 PM
goldilocks is about how prestige drama resolutions went from 4:3 to 16:9 to an event horizon of video in the middle of my tv
Old but new to me: following the first link from ~97% of Wikipedia pages eventually leads to the Philosophy article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
Wikipedia:Getting to Philosophy - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 5, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Old but new to me: following the first link from ~97% of Wikipedia pages eventually leads to the Philosophy article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
Multiple versions of this song are in my top 5. Thanks, insistent toddler.
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Multiple versions of this song are in my top 5. Thanks, insistent toddler.
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The 11yo is having coco pops for the first time. I wondered if my draconian crackdown on ads in the house may have been too successful after he quickly scanned the box and said, "apparently you can make a milkshake with this?"
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
The 11yo is having coco pops for the first time. I wondered if my draconian crackdown on ads in the house may have been too successful after he quickly scanned the box and said, "apparently you can make a milkshake with this?"
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Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
Dear Hollywood, you don't have to include the country when naming the most famous example of a city eg. "London, England" or "Berlin, Germany" or "Paris, Texas".
November 27, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Dear Hollywood, you don't have to include the country when naming the most famous example of a city eg. "London, England" or "Berlin, Germany" or "Paris, Texas".
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Rainy day currawong
November 27, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Rainy day currawong
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OK, new idea. The social media platforms should implement age assurance by following the 80s/90s video game model...
#auspol #socialmedia
#auspol #socialmedia
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
OK, new idea. The social media platforms should implement age assurance by following the 80s/90s video game model...
#auspol #socialmedia
#auspol #socialmedia
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25 years later, the people yearn for the effectiveness and utility of Word 97
November 26, 2024 at 10:06 PM
25 years later, the people yearn for the effectiveness and utility of Word 97
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INTERVIEWER: What is most important to you when considering a new position?
ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance
ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
INTERVIEWER: What is most important to you when considering a new position?
ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance
ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance
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We finished the first season of Kaos this evening. I do not understand why it didn't get picked up for a second season, who is making these decisions and why isn't it me?
November 24, 2024 at 6:16 AM
We finished the first season of Kaos this evening. I do not understand why it didn't get picked up for a second season, who is making these decisions and why isn't it me?