Steve Jarvis
@imateapot.dev
Twin Cities dad. Bike racer, hockey player, software builder. People > cars. Saint Paul’s freshest cat2. My spirit animal is actually emo music.
After all these years turns out I’m an extrovert
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
After all these years turns out I’m an extrovert
How immediately would you connect @evilpacket.net?
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How immediately would you connect @evilpacket.net?
Northern lights right in the middle of the Twin Cities! Right now, don’t even need to stay up late.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Northern lights right in the middle of the Twin Cities! Right now, don’t even need to stay up late.
Too early for Christmas decorations, but what if they’re also Halloween decorations
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Too early for Christmas decorations, but what if they’re also Halloween decorations
Has there been any work or discussion towards a “verified human” attribute in ATProto? Like incorporating verifiable credentials as a trusted verifier, or maybe at login to a particular PDS.
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Has there been any work or discussion towards a “verified human” attribute in ATProto? Like incorporating verifiable credentials as a trusted verifier, or maybe at login to a particular PDS.
Rose likes Rage Against the Machine but not Slayer. He “sounds mean”. Idk we’ll work on it.
October 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Rose likes Rage Against the Machine but not Slayer. He “sounds mean”. Idk we’ll work on it.
Playing first beer league hockey in 9 years tonight. And first ever in The State of Hockey™️. Very excited, partly nervous. 🏒
October 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Playing first beer league hockey in 9 years tonight. And first ever in The State of Hockey™️. Very excited, partly nervous. 🏒
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We need you to give the governor a call.
Take a minute to take action and let his office know why a better future is still possible.
Take a minute to take action and let his office know why a better future is still possible.
September 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We need you to give the governor a call.
Take a minute to take action and let his office know why a better future is still possible.
Take a minute to take action and let his office know why a better future is still possible.
Presented on "authenticating without secrets" today at @bsideslv.org, and it was a great experience. Excited for two more days here, this is such a great community of people. 🫶
There was a live demo of federated k8s auth, the full code for that is linked from imateapot.dev/bsideslv-cre...
There was a live demo of federated k8s auth, the full code for that is linked from imateapot.dev/bsideslv-cre...
BSidesLV ‘25 - Controlling Credential Chaos
Talking about how to authenticate without secrets, at BSides Las Vegas, 2025.
imateapot.dev
August 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Presented on "authenticating without secrets" today at @bsideslv.org, and it was a great experience. Excited for two more days here, this is such a great community of people. 🫶
There was a live demo of federated k8s auth, the full code for that is linked from imateapot.dev/bsideslv-cre...
There was a live demo of federated k8s auth, the full code for that is linked from imateapot.dev/bsideslv-cre...
I submitted 2 papers to @bsideslv.org this year. One I was very excited about, on k8s and escaping a container with an overlooked "read-only" socket. It didn't get accepted, so I turned it into a blog post: imateapot.dev/when-readonl...
The second did get accepted, so come heckle me live in Vegas.
The second did get accepted, so come heckle me live in Vegas.
When Read-Only isn’t Immutable
Abusing a k8s config that may look safe to escape a container.
imateapot.dev
July 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I submitted 2 papers to @bsideslv.org this year. One I was very excited about, on k8s and escaping a container with an overlooked "read-only" socket. It didn't get accepted, so I turned it into a blog post: imateapot.dev/when-readonl...
The second did get accepted, so come heckle me live in Vegas.
The second did get accepted, so come heckle me live in Vegas.
In my kid’s defense a “rectagon” should totally be a shape
July 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In my kid’s defense a “rectagon” should totally be a shape
Me: I’m a CORS expert, this is simple
Me 3 minutes later: Dammit CORS WTF
Me 3 minutes later: Dammit CORS WTF
June 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Me: I’m a CORS expert, this is simple
Me 3 minutes later: Dammit CORS WTF
Me 3 minutes later: Dammit CORS WTF
Tornado watch or Strava KOM weather?
May 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Tornado watch or Strava KOM weather?
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New to speaking? #BSidesLV’s #ProvingGround is your Wonderland! CFP extended to 5/9.
Work with a mentor who can help you shine even if public speaking is as uncomfortably exciting the stock market right now. Submit your first talk!
👉pretalx.com/security...
Work with a mentor who can help you shine even if public speaking is as uncomfortably exciting the stock market right now. Submit your first talk!
👉pretalx.com/security...
April 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
New to speaking? #BSidesLV’s #ProvingGround is your Wonderland! CFP extended to 5/9.
Work with a mentor who can help you shine even if public speaking is as uncomfortably exciting the stock market right now. Submit your first talk!
👉pretalx.com/security...
Work with a mentor who can help you shine even if public speaking is as uncomfortably exciting the stock market right now. Submit your first talk!
👉pretalx.com/security...
Y’all I got a container escape 🎉. Even in an environment I control that was way harder than I expected. Hoping it’s the cherry on top of a BSidesLV talk in August, wish me luck 🤞
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Y’all I got a container escape 🎉. Even in an environment I control that was way harder than I expected. Hoping it’s the cherry on top of a BSidesLV talk in August, wish me luck 🤞
Life hack, use wife’s old purse as a laptop bag, get compliments from nice strangers.
April 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Life hack, use wife’s old purse as a laptop bag, get compliments from nice strangers.
I have a flight to DC next week. First fatal crash in decades, likely due to understaffing, then fire a few hundred more ppl. Am I overreacting for considering canceling or taking a train instead? I’ve never been nervous to get on a plane in my life but wtf.
apnews.com/article/doge...
apnews.com/article/doge...
Trump begins firings of FAA air traffic control staff just weeks after fatal DC plane crash
The Trump administration has begun firing several hundred Federal Aviation Administration employees, upending staff on a busy air travel weekend and just weeks after a fatal mid-air collision in Washi...
apnews.com
February 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have a flight to DC next week. First fatal crash in decades, likely due to understaffing, then fire a few hundred more ppl. Am I overreacting for considering canceling or taking a train instead? I’ve never been nervous to get on a plane in my life but wtf.
apnews.com/article/doge...
apnews.com/article/doge...
With the power of AI & LLMs, someday Siri will be as powerful as Clippy
January 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
With the power of AI & LLMs, someday Siri will be as powerful as Clippy
Summer bike racing coming on strong this year around the Twin City metro! Yours truly is promoting Joy Memorial on June 9th. If you’re interested in racing but aren’t sure how to get into it, hit me up!
April 7, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Summer bike racing coming on strong this year around the Twin City metro! Yours truly is promoting Joy Memorial on June 9th. If you’re interested in racing but aren’t sure how to get into it, hit me up!
I don’t wanna hear about how anyone “can’t even understand what he’s saying” at halftime today aight mom
February 11, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I don’t wanna hear about how anyone “can’t even understand what he’s saying” at halftime today aight mom
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Maybe I’m misunderstanding some key details, but a 150-day sentence for killing a cyclist with your car seems extremely light, especially when the driver had an extensive background of driving dangerously without a license + lied about the cyclist swerving into the vehicle lane.
"Trejean Derrell Curry had been previously convicted nine times for driving without a license prior to hitting the Rev. Dennis Keith Dempsey as the 73-year-old rode his bike..." www.twincities.com/2024/01/02/u...
Unlicensed motorist pleads guilty to hitting, killing Burnsville priest riding bike
The cleric was struck while riding a bicycle in Rosemount in 2021.
www.twincities.com
January 4, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Maybe I’m misunderstanding some key details, but a 150-day sentence for killing a cyclist with your car seems extremely light, especially when the driver had an extensive background of driving dangerously without a license + lied about the cyclist swerving into the vehicle lane.
Happy 49th month of 2020 🎉
January 1, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Happy 49th month of 2020 🎉
I went to the Innovation Lab at St Paul Public Library today to use the laser engraver. I had non-anodized aluminum and learned that’s a no-go. They gave me other material to use, got me set up, even helped with the design. Public Libraries are stinkin amazing. ❤️
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December 22, 2023 at 12:20 AM
I went to the Innovation Lab at St Paul Public Library today to use the laser engraver. I had non-anodized aluminum and learned that’s a no-go. They gave me other material to use, got me set up, even helped with the design. Public Libraries are stinkin amazing. ❤️
thefriends.org
thefriends.org
I’m team killer loon flag, but the winning f1953 design is good too. New seal is excellent. I’m a sucker for a loon apparently.
December 17, 2023 at 2:54 PM
I’m team killer loon flag, but the winning f1953 design is good too. New seal is excellent. I’m a sucker for a loon apparently.
I’ve long been looking for analytics for my simple little static site that are 1) free and 2) not invasive. goatcounter.com is exactly what I’m talkin’ about.
GoatCounter – open source web analytics
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November 25, 2023 at 12:38 AM
I’ve long been looking for analytics for my simple little static site that are 1) free and 2) not invasive. goatcounter.com is exactly what I’m talkin’ about.