swamp witch
@imaswampwitch.bsky.social
LA 📍NYC | official exorcism of emily rose fan account
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Not counting YO MOMMA, presumably.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not counting YO MOMMA, presumably.
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Because sometimes a duo just needs backup (enter me😈)
September 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Because sometimes a duo just needs backup (enter me😈)
this kind of weird shit is why I dont fuck with gainers and never will
This is how some of you look now
Fat. Out of shape. Blubbery pudge hanging over your pants. You gave up. You stopped trying.
And I'm here to tell you that it's alright. I give you permission.
Be a chubby, horny loser who's become porn for gooners like me.
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #Gainers #Fat
Fat. Out of shape. Blubbery pudge hanging over your pants. You gave up. You stopped trying.
And I'm here to tell you that it's alright. I give you permission.
Be a chubby, horny loser who's become porn for gooners like me.
#GoonStoopid #GoonCollage #Gainers #Fat
September 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
this kind of weird shit is why I dont fuck with gainers and never will
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THEY SAY THE APPLE DONT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE 🍏🍏🍏 this one was a tie! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ out of ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for both ‼️ www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6TtAwKJ/ #type2diabetes #sodareview #cove #ollipop
September 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
THEY SAY THE APPLE DONT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE 🍏🍏🍏 this one was a tie! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ out of ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for both ‼️ www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6TtAwKJ/ #type2diabetes #sodareview #cove #ollipop
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"Day Light" - my oil painting
September 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Day Light" - my oil painting
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Matthew Jackson (@awalrusdarkly.bsky.social) provides a preview of the upcoming stage adaptation of the indie horror hit, 'We Need To Do Something'.
'We Need to Do Something': An Indie Horror Gem Finds New Life on Stage
Matthew Jackson provides a preview of the upcoming stage adaptation of the indie horror hit, 'We Need To Do Something'.
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August 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Matthew Jackson (@awalrusdarkly.bsky.social) provides a preview of the upcoming stage adaptation of the indie horror hit, 'We Need To Do Something'.
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Starbust knock offs… who did it better? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for Yum Earth and ⭐️⭐️⭐️ for Smart Sweets. #starburst #gaybear #bearsofbluesky #nonbinary #foodallergies #lowsugar #smartsweets #candy #yumearth
August 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Starbust knock offs… who did it better? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for Yum Earth and ⭐️⭐️⭐️ for Smart Sweets. #starburst #gaybear #bearsofbluesky #nonbinary #foodallergies #lowsugar #smartsweets #candy #yumearth
hey yall trying to get my food review vids off the ground as I really wanna work in low sugar soda and candy someday 🥹 pls like & share 🩷
Here are some more treats I’ve had lately - Albanese Lower Sugar Gummy Bears (2.5 out of 5 ⭐️⭐️) and The Ice Pop Flavor of Cove Soda (5 out of 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️). Video reviews on TikTok! www.tiktok.com/@thelowsugar... #candyreviews #sodareviews #covesoda #bears #gaybears
August 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
hey yall trying to get my food review vids off the ground as I really wanna work in low sugar soda and candy someday 🥹 pls like & share 🩷
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hey, yall! I’m a gay nb bear posting reviews of low sugar products. this is my first tiktok ever (?!) & id appreciate some support. #nonbinary #gay #type2diabetes #lowsugar www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjoGobvB/
July 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
hey, yall! I’m a gay nb bear posting reviews of low sugar products. this is my first tiktok ever (?!) & id appreciate some support. #nonbinary #gay #type2diabetes #lowsugar www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjoGobvB/
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Final Transmissions is a six-episode analog horror anthology series that resurrects the haunted spirit of late-‘90s cable access television. Learn more on Dread Central!
'Final Transmissions' Exclusive: New Analog Horror Series Launches Crowdfunding Campaign
Final Transmissions is a six-episode analog horror anthology series that resurrects the haunted spirit of late-‘90s cable access television.
www.dreadcentral.com
July 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Final Transmissions is a six-episode analog horror anthology series that resurrects the haunted spirit of late-‘90s cable access television. Learn more on Dread Central!
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Andrew Cuomo was the US Secretary of Housing and is now running for mayor, where one of the largest agencies they manage is NYC's Housing Authority.
And yet Cuomo literally had ChatGPT write his campaign housing policy.
This is who the media and establishment want you to think is "serious"
And yet Cuomo literally had ChatGPT write his campaign housing policy.
This is who the media and establishment want you to think is "serious"
June 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Andrew Cuomo was the US Secretary of Housing and is now running for mayor, where one of the largest agencies they manage is NYC's Housing Authority.
And yet Cuomo literally had ChatGPT write his campaign housing policy.
This is who the media and establishment want you to think is "serious"
And yet Cuomo literally had ChatGPT write his campaign housing policy.
This is who the media and establishment want you to think is "serious"
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New Yorkers, you gotta elect Zohran Mamdani today.
We can't keep being the country that elects uncaring murderous rich sex pests into office then wondering why everything is bad
You must not let moneyed interests and apathy continue to destroy our futures. Vote today, then do even more tomorrow
We can't keep being the country that elects uncaring murderous rich sex pests into office then wondering why everything is bad
You must not let moneyed interests and apathy continue to destroy our futures. Vote today, then do even more tomorrow
Like so many elections around the country, today is about organized money vs. organized people.
I believe people will win.
I believe people will win.
June 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
New Yorkers, you gotta elect Zohran Mamdani today.
We can't keep being the country that elects uncaring murderous rich sex pests into office then wondering why everything is bad
You must not let moneyed interests and apathy continue to destroy our futures. Vote today, then do even more tomorrow
We can't keep being the country that elects uncaring murderous rich sex pests into office then wondering why everything is bad
You must not let moneyed interests and apathy continue to destroy our futures. Vote today, then do even more tomorrow
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New Cosmo tip dropped
🚨 New Research: Male Blue-lined octopuses inject neurotoxin into female's heart so she won't eat him while mating.
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Blue-Lined Octopus Mating: Venomous Sex, Paralysis, and Avoiding Cannibalism
Discover how blue-lined octopuses use venom during mating to survive sexual cannibalism. Nature’s riskiest love story, explained!
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May 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
New Cosmo tip dropped
rejection is just redirection rejection is just redirection rejection is just redirection!!!!!!!!!!!
May 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
rejection is just redirection rejection is just redirection rejection is just redirection!!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK. THIS. All of this.
The Washington Post now willingly handing reporting to OpenAI
The Washington Post now willingly handing reporting to OpenAI
www.avclub.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
FUCK. THIS. All of this.
what do you think id have to do to get wayne bradys attention (sexually)?
April 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
what do you think id have to do to get wayne bradys attention (sexually)?
the only stuffed shells I can find for takeout in los angeles are $40 this is fucked
April 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
the only stuffed shells I can find for takeout in los angeles are $40 this is fucked
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the cult of the individual will kill us all
CDC ordered staff this week not to release their experts’ assessment that found the risk of catching measles is high in areas near outbreaks where vaccination rates are lagging.
“The decision to vaccinate is a personal one,” a spokesperson said, echoing a line from a recent editorial RFK Jr. wrote
“The decision to vaccinate is a personal one,” a spokesperson said, echoing a line from a recent editorial RFK Jr. wrote
SCOOP: The CDC Buried a Measles Forecast That Stressed the Need for Vaccinations @sheinvestigates.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the cult of the individual will kill us all
found out 2 out of the 4 people I work with are trump supporters & so far my closest ally at this job is a part time maintence guy who is gay and Pentecostal who told me he was saved by god after a group of satanists tried to recruit him into their cult at coachella
March 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
found out 2 out of the 4 people I work with are trump supporters & so far my closest ally at this job is a part time maintence guy who is gay and Pentecostal who told me he was saved by god after a group of satanists tried to recruit him into their cult at coachella
honestly I have pulled so much dick/ass/bussy bc my face card does not decline and I am funny. I might be broke and have a fluctuating sense of self but at least I can pull!!!!!!!
March 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
honestly I have pulled so much dick/ass/bussy bc my face card does not decline and I am funny. I might be broke and have a fluctuating sense of self but at least I can pull!!!!!!!
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Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
March 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
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its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it
March 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it