Still the prettiest gnome.
@imaprettygnome.bsky.social
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Babysitting the goblin while his mother is away.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Babysitting the goblin while his mother is away.
Oh nooo thank you. I hate this.
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oh nooo thank you. I hate this.
I'm going to cut my hair and my beard this weekend, but they haven't been this long in a while so I thought I'd document it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm going to cut my hair and my beard this weekend, but they haven't been this long in a while so I thought I'd document it.
I was so looking forward to doing nothing today and now that I'm in the moment, I feel so unfulfilled.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I was so looking forward to doing nothing today and now that I'm in the moment, I feel so unfulfilled.
I would never be mean to you.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I would never be mean to you.
Everyone I asked to come to this show with me said no. I went by myself and literally cried tears of joy watching these bitches spin around in the air. Such a gorgeous night of queer joy.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Everyone I asked to come to this show with me said no. I went by myself and literally cried tears of joy watching these bitches spin around in the air. Such a gorgeous night of queer joy.
That was incredible.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
That was incredible.
Who needs a man when I have her! 😚
(I would still very much like a man or two as well 😭)
(I would still very much like a man or two as well 😭)
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Who needs a man when I have her! 😚
(I would still very much like a man or two as well 😭)
(I would still very much like a man or two as well 😭)
I'm trying to finish this essay and she is over here looking at me like this. 😭
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm trying to finish this essay and she is over here looking at me like this. 😭
Good morning! 🤎🖤🤍
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Good morning! 🤎🖤🤍
Morning snuggles.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Morning snuggles.
I always have vivid dreams so I try to make notes about them when I wake up so I can remember them well. I was in such a hurry the other day that this was all I got...
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I always have vivid dreams so I try to make notes about them when I wake up so I can remember them well. I was in such a hurry the other day that this was all I got...
Me flirting:
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me flirting:
I voted today for more boypussy and no more urine crystals for my dog.
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I voted today for more boypussy and no more urine crystals for my dog.
They drew Earth One Jimmy Olsen extra hot.
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They drew Earth One Jimmy Olsen extra hot.
I had to go into the office today. 😔
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I had to go into the office today. 😔
Why does the ten minute snooze only last one minute?
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Why does the ten minute snooze only last one minute?
My birthday outfit. 🥳
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My birthday outfit. 🥳
Does this count?
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Does this count?
She has had so much more energy this week. We went on three extra long walks today and she still insisted we play with her toys this evening. 🤎🖤🤍
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
She has had so much more energy this week. We went on three extra long walks today and she still insisted we play with her toys this evening. 🤎🖤🤍
Sunday Mornings 🤎🖤🤍
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sunday Mornings 🤎🖤🤍
My happy place.
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My happy place.
Looking at my schedule today just knowing it's going to be a frustrating day. 🙃
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Looking at my schedule today just knowing it's going to be a frustrating day. 🙃
Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)!
October 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)!