Is the food editor A) trolling, B) trying to create a counterpart to Mardis Gras, C) running a search for "breakfast AND winter" and just posting results unreviewed, or D) using the stupidest AI?

This was designed by a horse, as revenge. How do *you* like the spur, hu-mon?

(All the motorist opponents jumped their vehicles onto the sidewalk to mow down the cyclists and pedestrians alike, assuring the pedestrians that it takes a good guy with an SUV to protect them from a bad guy with a bike)

All the pedestrian opponents are in traction.

I'm not familiar with court martial proceedings. Is it an effective defense to taunt the court with something along the lines of ,"Ha ha, you're old, fat, and can't run the six minute mile anymore"?

Are you suggesting proceedings would not favor the position of Secretary Drunken Disorderly Conduct

What if the worm jumped out of his ear and into hers to dictate this memoir.

What worm, mate? There is no worm, just a dashing, mysterious, rakish shadow! I love meats, flossing, & desiring kinky desires, just as all homo sapiens do. I love you, Miss Lady. Lady? Lady? Bring your ear closer, lady...

All these Kid Rock disciples who are super into Christianity as a cultural identity (but completely uninterested in it as a spiritual or moral practice) only love the swastika because of acute onset interest in Hindu iconography.

Was this scripted by Jack Chick

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Thank you also to the NYT and today's main character for some of the best comedy writing of 2025, a worthy sequel to Dude Watchin' With the Brontës. www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id...

No longer shall he poast from the HRM Quadra 610.

Please tell me they're all just "JezRez1234"