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www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/28/b...
"De donde eres?" the agent asks. Where are you from?
...
"Quiet!” the agent screams. “You had your chance to be peaceful."
"De donde eres?" the agent asks. Where are you from?
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"Quiet!” the agent screams. “You had your chance to be peaceful."
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/28/b...
"De donde eres?" the agent asks. Where are you from?
...
"Quiet!” the agent screams. “You had your chance to be peaceful."
"De donde eres?" the agent asks. Where are you from?
...
"Quiet!” the agent screams. “You had your chance to be peaceful."
Higher measurements of snow are possible in "an Ottawa." It could be the Ottawa in Illinois, or it could be the one in Ontario.
We don't know for sure.
We don't know for sure.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Higher measurements of snow are possible in "an Ottawa." It could be the Ottawa in Illinois, or it could be the one in Ontario.
We don't know for sure.
We don't know for sure.
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“If vaccines work, why would you need a booster?” he asks as he changes his oil for the third time that year.
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“If vaccines work, why would you need a booster?” he asks as he changes his oil for the third time that year.
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The way this would go is Kelly would say The Enlistment Oath says "Follow Presidential orders according to the Uniform Code of Military Justice" & Article 92 of the UCMJ specifies "lawful" orders only, so I was correct. Also, Geneva Conventions.
And the court martial would say "Yes, that's correct"
And the court martial would say "Yes, that's correct"
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The way this would go is Kelly would say The Enlistment Oath says "Follow Presidential orders according to the Uniform Code of Military Justice" & Article 92 of the UCMJ specifies "lawful" orders only, so I was correct. Also, Geneva Conventions.
And the court martial would say "Yes, that's correct"
And the court martial would say "Yes, that's correct"
Thanks, Dr*pbox. What I really wanted and needed in your hellscape was not timely file syncing, but emojis in file names.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Thanks, Dr*pbox. What I really wanted and needed in your hellscape was not timely file syncing, but emojis in file names.
Kudos to digital Lampwick on this bus, a disaffected youth who is using his phone to simulate playing pool.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kudos to digital Lampwick on this bus, a disaffected youth who is using his phone to simulate playing pool.
Here's a horrible thought: LLMs are trained on stuff like S*mmers' and Epst*on's harassment advice correspondence.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Here's a horrible thought: LLMs are trained on stuff like S*mmers' and Epst*on's harassment advice correspondence.
So the new fabrication is that Mrs O'Leary's cow is spreading New World screw worm?
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So the new fabrication is that Mrs O'Leary's cow is spreading New World screw worm?
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November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Please buy something cool and handmade from this fun weirdo.
Shop local fun weirdos!
www.chicagostompworks.com
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Close Encounters of the Christmas Kind
youtu.be/cdkS0TgEG30?...
youtu.be/cdkS0TgEG30?...
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Close Encounters of the Christmas Kind
youtu.be/cdkS0TgEG30?...
youtu.be/cdkS0TgEG30?...
When the possum is more credible
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
When the possum is more credible
Th*el fears the universities because they are on the verge of initiating interdisciplinary research among the MBA, abnormal psychology, comparative religion, and broadcast communications programs.
What is it with everyone leading a large company right now? Why are they all saying all of these insane things? What is it the root cause of all this religious talk? Why do they all have a victim mentality?
And more importantly, how can we stop hearing their stream of consciousness?
And more importantly, how can we stop hearing their stream of consciousness?
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Th*el fears the universities because they are on the verge of initiating interdisciplinary research among the MBA, abnormal psychology, comparative religion, and broadcast communications programs.
![IN MAY 1973, Eunice [Kennedy Shriver] gave a commencement address at Newton College, a Catholic school outside Boston. At this date the subterfuges of Watergate were still only partially unraveled. The most judicious voices of Washington had not yet begun to cry out for the impeachment of President Nixon, and almost no one in power spoke with the moral passion and Cassandra-like musing of Eunice in her address:
"These are most bitter days, and yet, as our leaders stand revealed, we see not evil men but shallow and pathetic men. The final charge against these men, I think, will not be their shabby deals, their frantic cover-ups. No, it will be simply that having been given the extraordinary power and opportunity to make life better in this nation and the world they scarcely tried. And to justify their selfishness, their paltry goals, they told us there was no dream, no moral cause, forget about generosity and love. Their message was grab what you can and run. Let them run now, and let us see if we can make something grow in the desert they have left behind."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vjudhcjvbwo5jo2w7zkdvkpz/bafkreibw3f3ttj72yy77c4pgnhq3wicc7d3554rvs5x57minxvbgxp4wwm@jpeg)
Uh, what kind of messages is this coffee shop loading into the queue
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Uh, what kind of messages is this coffee shop loading into the queue
So someone has decided to live by the sword. What could go wrong? What possible negative outcome could there be to aligning against the city in a culture war?
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
So someone has decided to live by the sword. What could go wrong? What possible negative outcome could there be to aligning against the city in a culture war?
I don't know whether this is a term in common use anymore, but when Methuselah here was a child/teen the big moral panic was Peer Pressure. What if "AI" that is just Large Language Model predictive text is effectively just an incredibly expensive Peer Pressure delivery system?
these chat replies are nauseatingly evil. like I'm actually sick to my stomach.
1.This is not the only known example we know of ChatGPT cheering on a vulnerable young person to die by suicide, this time it is a recent Texas A&M grad
2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don't know whether this is a term in common use anymore, but when Methuselah here was a child/teen the big moral panic was Peer Pressure. What if "AI" that is just Large Language Model predictive text is effectively just an incredibly expensive Peer Pressure delivery system?
If I understand this pharma antidepressant ad correctly, it may cause acute onset bipolar?
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If I understand this pharma antidepressant ad correctly, it may cause acute onset bipolar?
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i had a moment of liberating clarity seeing the minecraft movie with my kids. spent the first half hour wincing and formulating my scathing review, but then realized it was never meant for my enjoyment and i ascended to heaven on a golden chariot*
*- stopped paying attention and took out my phone
*- stopped paying attention and took out my phone
August 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i had a moment of liberating clarity seeing the minecraft movie with my kids. spent the first half hour wincing and formulating my scathing review, but then realized it was never meant for my enjoyment and i ascended to heaven on a golden chariot*
*- stopped paying attention and took out my phone
*- stopped paying attention and took out my phone
Thank you to the NBA gamblers and to the Louvre burglars for injecting some levity into the grimness of national and world events.
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Thank you to the NBA gamblers and to the Louvre burglars for injecting some levity into the grimness of national and world events.
Absolutely roasted.
frame: they're targeting criminals
negation: actually they're targeting ordinary people
kirby: it's a fascist attack. they're white supremacists doing ethnic cleansing. which is why they're saying everybody who isn't white is a criminal
negation: actually they're targeting ordinary people
kirby: it's a fascist attack. they're white supremacists doing ethnic cleansing. which is why they're saying everybody who isn't white is a criminal
These stops are not "at odds with the mission." The mission is to meet Miller's arrest quotas, to show that the administration can and will exact revenge on regions that do not comply in advance, and to create chaos to be used to justify stripping rights. blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/24/f...
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Absolutely roasted.
These stops are not "at odds with the mission." The mission is to meet Miller's arrest quotas, to show that the administration can and will exact revenge on regions that do not comply in advance, and to create chaos to be used to justify stripping rights. blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/24/f...
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
These stops are not "at odds with the mission." The mission is to meet Miller's arrest quotas, to show that the administration can and will exact revenge on regions that do not comply in advance, and to create chaos to be used to justify stripping rights. blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/24/f...
B*vin* is desperate for his agents to be assaulted. He will continue to fabricate attack stories out of locals following, filming, & yelling at them, until he becomes so desperate that he false-flags an attack & frames someone.
Also, "commercial artillery shell fireworks," now available at Boomland
Also, "commercial artillery shell fireworks," now available at Boomland
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
B*vin* is desperate for his agents to be assaulted. He will continue to fabricate attack stories out of locals following, filming, & yelling at them, until he becomes so desperate that he false-flags an attack & frames someone.
Also, "commercial artillery shell fireworks," now available at Boomland
Also, "commercial artillery shell fireworks," now available at Boomland
"Soros is going to go broke."
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"Soros is going to go broke."
If they teargas and pepper ball No Kings today, Chicago Open House is gonna be so understaffed tomorrow.
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If they teargas and pepper ball No Kings today, Chicago Open House is gonna be so understaffed tomorrow.