Merp
@imagin8ion.bsky.social
Mama. Cat lady. Writer. Multi-nerd. Love thy neighbor, call tyranny out whenever you see it, accept no kings in America. FDT.
I WILL YIELD FOR A QUESTION WHILE RETAINING THE FLOOR.
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Fair.
Also! Did you know (because I didn’t) that popcorn kernels come about by growing the corn, then letting it sit unpicked past ripeness for eating, and long enough for the kernels to totally dry out?
Also! Did you know (because I didn’t) that popcorn kernels come about by growing the corn, then letting it sit unpicked past ripeness for eating, and long enough for the kernels to totally dry out?
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fair.
Also! Did you know (because I didn’t) that popcorn kernels come about by growing the corn, then letting it sit unpicked past ripeness for eating, and long enough for the kernels to totally dry out?
Also! Did you know (because I didn’t) that popcorn kernels come about by growing the corn, then letting it sit unpicked past ripeness for eating, and long enough for the kernels to totally dry out?
you just gonna watch through the window and be stingy with your popcorn, or are you gonna come in and share? I like popcorn too, you know. GOSH
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
you just gonna watch through the window and be stingy with your popcorn, or are you gonna come in and share? I like popcorn too, you know. GOSH
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Who is getting paid to be high as fuck and make up new Oreos? I am available. Goddamn.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Who is getting paid to be high as fuck and make up new Oreos? I am available. Goddamn.
Oh my stars 🥹 if my kitty ever could have a girlfriend, I’d want her to be this pretty and in a flower crown 🥹 She’s so darling
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Oh my stars 🥹 if my kitty ever could have a girlfriend, I’d want her to be this pretty and in a flower crown 🥹 She’s so darling
Happened right before the election last year, too. I’m not going to even pretend it felt normal then, or that it does now, to be catching auroras in the low deserts of Southern Arizona.
But. You know. I’m still gonna take my pretty pictures. 🫣🙃
But. You know. I’m still gonna take my pretty pictures. 🫣🙃
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Happened right before the election last year, too. I’m not going to even pretend it felt normal then, or that it does now, to be catching auroras in the low deserts of Southern Arizona.
But. You know. I’m still gonna take my pretty pictures. 🫣🙃
But. You know. I’m still gonna take my pretty pictures. 🫣🙃
Don’t want to minimize how you’re feeling. Just want to share: I was pretty dejected last spring— everyone was getting incredible photos; I went chasing & came up empty more than once. Last fall, I hit the jackpot with it and got lucky last night too.
I understand the sad, just *don’t* give up!!🫂❤️🩹
I understand the sad, just *don’t* give up!!🫂❤️🩹
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November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Don’t want to minimize how you’re feeling. Just want to share: I was pretty dejected last spring— everyone was getting incredible photos; I went chasing & came up empty more than once. Last fall, I hit the jackpot with it and got lucky last night too.
I understand the sad, just *don’t* give up!!🫂❤️🩹
I understand the sad, just *don’t* give up!!🫂❤️🩹
She’s representing Southern Arizona and Tucson specifically so well already, too 🥹👏 that face is PATENTED here.
We already have the heat, we don’t suffer phony pleasantries well. Polite, yes, but you WILL detect the eyeroll deep in our hearts, no matter how long we hold a smile. Cannot be helped.
We already have the heat, we don’t suffer phony pleasantries well. Polite, yes, but you WILL detect the eyeroll deep in our hearts, no matter how long we hold a smile. Cannot be helped.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
She’s representing Southern Arizona and Tucson specifically so well already, too 🥹👏 that face is PATENTED here.
We already have the heat, we don’t suffer phony pleasantries well. Polite, yes, but you WILL detect the eyeroll deep in our hearts, no matter how long we hold a smile. Cannot be helped.
We already have the heat, we don’t suffer phony pleasantries well. Polite, yes, but you WILL detect the eyeroll deep in our hearts, no matter how long we hold a smile. Cannot be helped.
She’s so gracious, but the truth of her feeling is seeping through her pores. That’s a Tucson thing.
The extreme heat gives us more pores, and less tolerance for time-wasting bullshit. We will grit our teeth and smile unless and until you swing first, though. Unless and until.
The extreme heat gives us more pores, and less tolerance for time-wasting bullshit. We will grit our teeth and smile unless and until you swing first, though. Unless and until.
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
She’s so gracious, but the truth of her feeling is seeping through her pores. That’s a Tucson thing.
The extreme heat gives us more pores, and less tolerance for time-wasting bullshit. We will grit our teeth and smile unless and until you swing first, though. Unless and until.
The extreme heat gives us more pores, and less tolerance for time-wasting bullshit. We will grit our teeth and smile unless and until you swing first, though. Unless and until.