Paul Morris
@imagesbypdm.bsky.social
Theme park enthusiast | Purveyor of Dad jokes since 1996 | The pun is ALWAYS intended
Yeah... this doesn't work for me.
How about some sunny and mild?
How about some sunny and mild?
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Yeah... this doesn't work for me.
How about some sunny and mild?
How about some sunny and mild?
It only happened eleven times (so far). Anybody could make that mistake.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It only happened eleven times (so far). Anybody could make that mistake.
I had a pet black bear.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I had a pet black bear.
If you thaw it and dry it first 😀
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you thaw it and dry it first 😀
Boxing Day.
Limited selection, but great prices.
Limited selection, but great prices.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Boxing Day.
Limited selection, but great prices.
Limited selection, but great prices.
I'm pretty sure that Darwin has this one covered, and we can all rest easy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm pretty sure that Darwin has this one covered, and we can all rest easy.
I reprogrammed my brain.
It was a success.
I woke up in panic at 2:53 am this morning instead of 3:30 am.
I'm taking the win and getting shit done.
It was a success.
I woke up in panic at 2:53 am this morning instead of 3:30 am.
I'm taking the win and getting shit done.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I reprogrammed my brain.
It was a success.
I woke up in panic at 2:53 am this morning instead of 3:30 am.
I'm taking the win and getting shit done.
It was a success.
I woke up in panic at 2:53 am this morning instead of 3:30 am.
I'm taking the win and getting shit done.
Socks. To be you. 😀
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Socks. To be you. 😀
This too shall pass...
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
This too shall pass...
The poor things...
Were any tamales pardoned this year?
Were any tamales pardoned this year?
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The poor things...
Were any tamales pardoned this year?
Were any tamales pardoned this year?
This was a pleasant surprise after the race. It was a shame that Lando and Oscar were DQ'd, but it will add excitement to the final two races.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This was a pleasant surprise after the race. It was a shame that Lando and Oscar were DQ'd, but it will add excitement to the final two races.
I filmed the release of two rehabilitated American Bald Eagles this summer. Both had suffered from lead poisoning.
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I filmed the release of two rehabilitated American Bald Eagles this summer. Both had suffered from lead poisoning.
I REALLY wish they hadn't put that passport image on the bin!
We had to double- and triple-check for our passports on Friday when we departed MCO.
I have this irrational fear of leaving something behind at a hotel or airport.
THIS. DID. NOT. HELP. 😂
We had to double- and triple-check for our passports on Friday when we departed MCO.
I have this irrational fear of leaving something behind at a hotel or airport.
THIS. DID. NOT. HELP. 😂
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I REALLY wish they hadn't put that passport image on the bin!
We had to double- and triple-check for our passports on Friday when we departed MCO.
I have this irrational fear of leaving something behind at a hotel or airport.
THIS. DID. NOT. HELP. 😂
We had to double- and triple-check for our passports on Friday when we departed MCO.
I have this irrational fear of leaving something behind at a hotel or airport.
THIS. DID. NOT. HELP. 😂
We have a local restaurant that advertises an “all-day breakfast.”
It opens at 11:00 am. 😂
It opens at 11:00 am. 😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We have a local restaurant that advertises an “all-day breakfast.”
It opens at 11:00 am. 😂
It opens at 11:00 am. 😂
How did she pronounce “Jesus?” That might dictate whether she’ll call 🧊
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How did she pronounce “Jesus?” That might dictate whether she’ll call 🧊
When does it open for the day?
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When does it open for the day?
Great detail on the carousel.
I was talking to one of the cast members about the Boardwalk gingerbread house and they said it took 280 person-hours.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have bitten off a piece.
I was talking to one of the cast members about the Boardwalk gingerbread house and they said it took 280 person-hours.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have bitten off a piece.
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Great detail on the carousel.
I was talking to one of the cast members about the Boardwalk gingerbread house and they said it took 280 person-hours.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have bitten off a piece.
I was talking to one of the cast members about the Boardwalk gingerbread house and they said it took 280 person-hours.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have bitten off a piece.
SONOFABITCH!
I just switched from Tylenol to gummy bears two weeks ago, and now I have really bad headaches with my autism.
At least the fluoride in my water will keep me from getting cavities from the gummy bears.
Wait... what's that you say?
I just switched from Tylenol to gummy bears two weeks ago, and now I have really bad headaches with my autism.
At least the fluoride in my water will keep me from getting cavities from the gummy bears.
Wait... what's that you say?
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
SONOFABITCH!
I just switched from Tylenol to gummy bears two weeks ago, and now I have really bad headaches with my autism.
At least the fluoride in my water will keep me from getting cavities from the gummy bears.
Wait... what's that you say?
I just switched from Tylenol to gummy bears two weeks ago, and now I have really bad headaches with my autism.
At least the fluoride in my water will keep me from getting cavities from the gummy bears.
Wait... what's that you say?
I have mixed feelings about all 3D attractions. Wearing 3D glasses over prescription eyeglasses is not a good experience whatsoever. I occasionally wear contacts, which make 3D immeasurably better.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I have mixed feelings about all 3D attractions. Wearing 3D glasses over prescription eyeglasses is not a good experience whatsoever. I occasionally wear contacts, which make 3D immeasurably better.
I got to touch Olaf’s finger on the walk out. So there’s that.
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I got to touch Olaf’s finger on the walk out. So there’s that.
DONAIRS… amirite?
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
DONAIRS… amirite?
We were extricated from Frozen.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We were extricated from Frozen.