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Citizen-saboteur. Amateur grown-up. Perpetual awkward phase.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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She ran home, crying to her mother, “Uncle Hec said they’re out of turkeys and all they have left are flamingoes!”

These were the flamingoes in question:
Picture of a Flaming-brand frozen turkey
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
imac76.bsky.social
Walmart, get fucked.
A Walmart aisle full of Christmas decorations
September 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula
A picture of Count Duckula, a cartoon character from the late eighties and early nineties. He is a green-skinned anthropomorphic vampire duck who is also vegetarian. He’s wearing a tuxedo with a red bow tie and a cape.
September 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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For inspiration:
Britney Spears wearing a denim gown standing next to Justin Timberlake wearing a denim suit.
June 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Not a bad day at work when free beer gets dropped off.
A brown bag on a desk. There’s a flyer on the front advertising Burnside Brewing Company
May 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Tracy and Jenna from 30 Rock wearing shirts that say Solvers and The Problem, respectively. Their positions should be switched so the shirts read the problem solvers.
February 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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You said it, Duolingo.
A screenshot of a Duolingo lesson. The sentence “The internet is bad” has been translated from Scottish Gaelic to English.
December 9, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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lol, nope. Just incredibly easy. 😄
October 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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September 30, 2023 at 10:59 AM
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Reskeet the last meme you saved:
Image from The Simpsons of a man closing the curtains of an auto maker’s display showing the results of a crash test that used real people instead of dummies
September 13, 2023 at 12:41 PM