Yesferatu
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First of all, you don't know what cakes I've seen.
Could everyone turn their lights off in my neighborhood in case we can see the aurora borealis? Like if we could all just have a few minutes, that'd be great.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Could everyone turn their lights off in my neighborhood in case we can see the aurora borealis? Like if we could all just have a few minutes, that'd be great.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
The meticulous anxiety I feel whenever I write a work email because what if I put a comma in the wrong place and become a laughingstock feels a bit misplaced right now.
Epstein mocked Trump for “leaving his nose print on the glass” while watching young women, wrote that Trump knew about illicit activity tied to Mar-a-Lago, and visited “many times,” and noted Trump’s planned visit to his neighbor Howard Lutnick’s house.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The meticulous anxiety I feel whenever I write a work email because what if I put a comma in the wrong place and become a laughingstock feels a bit misplaced right now.
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I don’t want to create the impression that I’m having cognitive issues but I was skimming & misread that as the NYT needs an orangutan which would be an upgrade for the NYT but terribly unfair to the orangutan
It would be a good time for the NYT to have an ombudsman
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I don’t want to create the impression that I’m having cognitive issues but I was skimming & misread that as the NYT needs an orangutan which would be an upgrade for the NYT but terribly unfair to the orangutan
If you're going to put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, then you're going to have to accept it when I tell you Happy Holidays.
And if your Christmas stuff is still open after New Years, same deal.
And if your Christmas stuff is still open after New Years, same deal.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you're going to put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, then you're going to have to accept it when I tell you Happy Holidays.
And if your Christmas stuff is still open after New Years, same deal.
And if your Christmas stuff is still open after New Years, same deal.
Tim's office numbers:
DC: 202-224-4024
Richmond: 804-771-2221
Roanoke: 540-682-5693
Va. Beach: 757-518-1674
Manassas: 703-361-3192
Abingdon: 276: 525-4790
Fredericksburg: 540-369-7667
DC: 202-224-4024
Richmond: 804-771-2221
Roanoke: 540-682-5693
Va. Beach: 757-518-1674
Manassas: 703-361-3192
Abingdon: 276: 525-4790
Fredericksburg: 540-369-7667
even worse imo. Tim Kaine interpreted the message as “cool, we won, now we can go back to senate gentlemanliness”
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Tim's office numbers:
DC: 202-224-4024
Richmond: 804-771-2221
Roanoke: 540-682-5693
Va. Beach: 757-518-1674
Manassas: 703-361-3192
Abingdon: 276: 525-4790
Fredericksburg: 540-369-7667
DC: 202-224-4024
Richmond: 804-771-2221
Roanoke: 540-682-5693
Va. Beach: 757-518-1674
Manassas: 703-361-3192
Abingdon: 276: 525-4790
Fredericksburg: 540-369-7667
Tired of calling senators' DC offices? Call their home-state offices:
Cortez Masto (NV): 702-388-5020
Durbin (IL) : 312-353-2452
Fetterman (PA): 215-241-1090
Hassan (NH): 603-622-2204
King (ME): 207-622-8292
Kaine (VA): 804-771-2221
Rosen (NV): 702-388-0205
Shaheen (NH): 603-647-7500
Cortez Masto (NV): 702-388-5020
Durbin (IL) : 312-353-2452
Fetterman (PA): 215-241-1090
Hassan (NH): 603-622-2204
King (ME): 207-622-8292
Kaine (VA): 804-771-2221
Rosen (NV): 702-388-0205
Shaheen (NH): 603-647-7500
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tired of calling senators' DC offices? Call their home-state offices:
Cortez Masto (NV): 702-388-5020
Durbin (IL) : 312-353-2452
Fetterman (PA): 215-241-1090
Hassan (NH): 603-622-2204
King (ME): 207-622-8292
Kaine (VA): 804-771-2221
Rosen (NV): 702-388-0205
Shaheen (NH): 603-647-7500
Cortez Masto (NV): 702-388-5020
Durbin (IL) : 312-353-2452
Fetterman (PA): 215-241-1090
Hassan (NH): 603-622-2204
King (ME): 207-622-8292
Kaine (VA): 804-771-2221
Rosen (NV): 702-388-0205
Shaheen (NH): 603-647-7500
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Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
Guess I gotta leave an impolite voicemail for a guy who is supposed to be representing me in the senate tomorrow.
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Guess I gotta leave an impolite voicemail for a guy who is supposed to be representing me in the senate tomorrow.
The Outkast part of this Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is making me really homesick. (I know Virginia is technically the south but it isn't to me.)
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The Outkast part of this Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is making me really homesick. (I know Virginia is technically the south but it isn't to me.)
I have co-hosted, helped with, done stuff for and gone to so many wedding and baby showers. When I was about 30 (never married, no kids), I can't remember why there was one I didn't want to go to, but my mom said "Well if you don't go to theirs, nobody will come to yours!" Blissfully still true.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I have co-hosted, helped with, done stuff for and gone to so many wedding and baby showers. When I was about 30 (never married, no kids), I can't remember why there was one I didn't want to go to, but my mom said "Well if you don't go to theirs, nobody will come to yours!" Blissfully still true.
Don't tempt me with a good time.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Don't tempt me with a good time.
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Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
The hotel I'm calling in Boston for a reservation adjustment has an English accent. I know it sounds fancy, but Bostonian is one of the most distinctive American accents we have, and that would be a nice touch.
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The hotel I'm calling in Boston for a reservation adjustment has an English accent. I know it sounds fancy, but Bostonian is one of the most distinctive American accents we have, and that would be a nice touch.
Exactly. He's just himself. The same guy we saw on TV and in Insta reels. He doesn't have to put anything on because it's just really him. It's easy to be yourself.
I have actually not seen Mamdani give a formal speech and what I’ll say is that unlike so many of his peers he is not trying to mimic anyone in his delivery. He is simply being himself and it is very effective.
I’ve been interested in political speeches for as long as I can remember. I’ve listened to nearly every inaugural and major address, and I’ve given tons of public speeches myself.
Zohran’s talent in this arena ranks among the best. He’s damn good. Hella good. Remarkably good.
Crazy to watch.
Zohran’s talent in this arena ranks among the best. He’s damn good. Hella good. Remarkably good.
Crazy to watch.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Exactly. He's just himself. The same guy we saw on TV and in Insta reels. He doesn't have to put anything on because it's just really him. It's easy to be yourself.
Mamdani is speaking and I'm only crying a little (so far). Just a guy saying he wants to help people and fix things and actually make things better. And something about that is enough to move a 2025 regular American person to tears.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Mamdani is speaking and I'm only crying a little (so far). Just a guy saying he wants to help people and fix things and actually make things better. And something about that is enough to move a 2025 regular American person to tears.
To me, he won it right here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbt...
Wu-Tang, JB, and Zohran bring the ruckus
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
To me, he won it right here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbt...
Again: Girl, same.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEB...
Steve Kornacki - Leslie Jones’s Dream Comes True | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Again: Girl, same.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEB...
OK well, I have a new boss' boss' boss' boss.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
OK well, I have a new boss' boss' boss' boss.
Having Kornacki obsessively drilling down into Virginia county by county is an absolute delight.
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Having Kornacki obsessively drilling down into Virginia county by county is an absolute delight.
So LSU has no coach, no athletics director and no university president, and they say the governor is in charge? No. NO. Mike is in charge. Let Mike handle it all.
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
So LSU has no coach, no athletics director and no university president, and they say the governor is in charge? No. NO. Mike is in charge. Let Mike handle it all.
Thanks football karma — I no longer need this.
I am finding M*** SH***'s phone number.
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Thanks football karma — I no longer need this.
Every crowd shot is like 30 people ready to throw up.
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every crowd shot is like 30 people ready to throw up.